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scrotum phillips

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Hmm, I still feel like we're missing an important step

Normal shit to recommend to an 11 year old

I fucking hate this person

This is a fucking joke, right

I am going to [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

I am losing my fucking mind

Sell a book
Sell a book
Sell a book
SELL A BOOK
S E L L A B O O K

It's just that easy, you lazy shitheads

Alright last one for all our sanity, this is the bleakest worldview I've ever fucking seen and actually saying it out loud means your soul is pure dogshit

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