More presidential candidates should have mustaches
If you can name the last one first without looking it up and I don't follow you, I will follow you
I sincerely don't know who these people are but they're running
I assure you these are all very real candidates
Someone asked me to do the women running and so I gave them bangs
Hell yeah
Good god these are horrifying
Okay so this works A LOT better with the 60s and 70s presidents
Cool, another white asshole has entered the 2020 race. I'll leave you to decide whether this mustache is real or not.
I already followed the first 5 people who got Swalwell, please stop answering lol
People keep asking me to give the women mustaches, I assume for sexual purposes, so here you go perverts
Someone asked for John Bolton without the mustache and this will haunt me forever
Some more requests and goddamn do I hate the results
More requests:
"Time to make the donuts" guy
The last thing you see before you die
The "cousin banger" stache
Roger Stone 3 months from now
My brain is the worst
Oh, you thought we were done!?
2016 called and wanted to be involved

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