That moment when you realize that the T. Rex was never trying to eat the kids in #JurassicPark, because it had just eaten an entire goat and wasn't hungry...
...is the same moment you realize the T. Rex was just being playful.
...is the same moment you realize the T. Rex was just being playful.
The T. Rex in JURASSIC PARK wasn't trying to eat that car. She was just toying with it, and using the tires like a chew toy.
Of course, the T. Rex is still a large and dangerous animal, and so Grant needed to get it away from two helpless kids.
And how did he do that?
By using a laser pointer.
And how did he do that?
By using a laser pointer.
Good idea, right? And it nearly worked, but Malcolm distracted the dinosaur with a SECOND laser pointer and, by accident, turned chasing HIM into a game.
Which, as every pet owner knows, is a BIG mistake.
Which, as every pet owner knows, is a BIG mistake.
This might explain why the T. Rex didn't try to eat Malcolm, and just knocked him around a bit.
(She did eat that lawyer, but he was screaming real loud. He might have freaked her out a little.)
Anyway, later on she found Malcolm again and their playful chase game continued!
(She did eat that lawyer, but he was screaming real loud. He might have freaked her out a little.)
Anyway, later on she found Malcolm again and their playful chase game continued!
It's not the T. Rex's fault that she's big and clumsy! She's just trying to have fun! After all, she had been cooped up for a LONG time all by herself!
