Thread by @badnbollywood

#IndianMatchmaking A THREAD

This person is every Indian aunty that has "casually" asked your parents if you're single and then pulled out a bio-data file that she "happened to have on her phone"

This is spiritual healer + creepy uncle hybrid we didn't sign up for #IndianMatchmaking

Aparna is making valid points here but the music was telling us that she's the "too picky" character of this show #IndianMatchmaking

This. Isn't. Satire #IndianMatchmaking

Netflix come collect your show it's being racist again

Take a shot everytime this vodoo lady uses "fair skin" as an attribute

This pandemic seems to be lasting forever so it must be good.... apparently

This happens 20 minutes apart

........ unrelated here's the link to our podcast open.spotify.com/episode/5gJ6dR…

#IndianMatchmaking

Netflix programming: Here's a bunch of content that explains systemic racism
Also Netflix programming:
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Excuse me ma'am this is a kirane ki dukaan #IndianMatchmaking

Pradhyuman be like I want a 😍 bae who I can control 😩 #IndianMatchmaking

Guru really bringing that disapproving Indian dad energy to a date #IndianMatchmaking

Jagrit don't like Pradhyuman and honestly - mood #IndianMatchmaking

Sima after propagating the patriarchy and scamming people into giving her money all the while getting her own Netflix show 🙌🙌 #IndianMatchmaking

Aparna continues to be my fave with her biting commentary on the imbalance of expectations across genders but the shows like "stOP beING sO piCKy Aparna #IndianMatchmaking

"So what did you ask your husband when you first met each other Sim"

Sim: How much did you get in Best of 5?
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I have nothing snarky to say here I'm team Aparna I hope she's happy
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Me describing this podcast to my dad's friends #IndianMatchmaking

Iconic moment in cinema
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JOTIKA SNAPPED ON PODCAST BOI WTF SCREAMING
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Sima aunty bringing that toxic dude bro "my ex gf is crazy" energy right at the end jfc #IndianMatchmaking

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Pls 2 listen to our podcast on bad bollywood movies on -

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EP 3 WHY AM I STILL WATCHING #IndianMatchmaking
Shobha is the fucking best and I'm also convinced she's "Weekend at Bernie's" ing her husband .....here for it?

She has a vodoo doll of Aparna now I'm convinced #IndianMatchmaking

APARNA RUN SHE'S GOING TO KILL YOU
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.....pradyuman really giving me the serial killer energy #IndianMatchmaking

The criteria for Pradhyuman really narrowing down rapidly #IndianMatchmaking

CROSSOVER EPISODE #IndianMatchmaking

VINAY I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU GO AND DO THIS #IndianMatchmaking

Aparna is anti-Disney fuck yes #IndianMatchmaking

Aparna after shattering a dude to his core #IndianMatchmaking

.....think they both got very different things from this date #IndianMatchmaking

THE PLOT TWIST!! #IndianMatchmaking

That's all for now folks my brain is mush #IndianMatchmaking

Me when my mom asks me why I failed my mid terms 

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OEDIPUS IS WEEPING #IndianMatchmaking

A theme is emerging in #IndianMatchmaking

The creators of this show every time Aparna says anything:
#IndianMatchmaking

This medical report is brought to you by Sima aunty
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*Ranbir Kapoor has left the chat* #IndianMatchmaking

A Sooraj Barjatya movie dad is overdue #IndianMatchmaking

I can already tell Vyasar us going to be one of my faves #IndianMatchmaking

Me weeping alone in a corner during Wake up Sid #IndianMatchmaking

Me @ Vyasar hmu fam #IndianMatchmaking

Vyasar a hunk sorry for the thirst that has crept into this thread we will try to keep it sanskaari #IndianMatchmaking

No one:
Sima aunty:
#IndianMatchmaking

Vyasar out here asking the important questions
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There's a lot wrong with this show but the comedic timing on this was spot on
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... just gonna add this to the euphemism section of this show
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