Seabees are basically... uh... construction workers, in combat
they’re combat construction workers
like... they’re grunts... but also... construction workers...
are ya getting it now?
not my first choice for a barfight
(unless they’re on my side)
[normal person] hard pass
[future seabee, takes triple shot of bourbon, takes bite out of glass] fuck it i’m in
[recruiter] uh it’s a six-year contract
[future seabee, spitting out iron filings] no how long do you want the road to be
Q: SEALs versus Seabees in a barfight: who wins?
A: How many SEALs are fighting the Seabee?