Quick joke about Theoretical Physicists:
Farmer can't get his hens to lay one egg/day, no matter what he tries. He decides to ask for help from one of the college professors a few miles away.
He asks around, "Who's the smartest guy here?" Everybody tells him it's a prof in the
Farmer can't get his hens to lay one egg/day, no matter what he tries. He decides to ask for help from one of the college professors a few miles away.
He asks around, "Who's the smartest guy here?" Everybody tells him it's a prof in the
Physics department.
He finds the prof and asks him for help. The prof agrees to think about it.
Weeks go by, nothing. Then late one night, he gets a call from the prof.
He's excited. "Come quick! I've got it! Meet me in my office ASAP!"
Farmer drives to the college, finds the
He finds the prof and asks him for help. The prof agrees to think about it.
Weeks go by, nothing. Then late one night, he gets a call from the prof.
He's excited. "Come quick! I've got it! Meet me in my office ASAP!"
Farmer drives to the college, finds the
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prof in his office standing in front of the chalkboard.
The prof draws a circle on the chalkboard...
The prof draws a circle on the chalkboard...
He turns to the farmer and says, "First, assume a spherical chicken...". 
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