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@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 Pepsi Man is definitely OP. Indeed, dare I say it, he's beyond even DC Level OP! Super speed is the least of his powers; he can, for a short while, can temporarily pause time. He has also unlimited super strength, being able to carry an infinite number of pepsi cans while still
@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 running at full speed! Its one thing to imagine a super fast, super strong character like Superman or Wonder Woman pulling off an infinite mass punch, using roughly the speed of light to pull of such a feat, but...super speed...combined with super strength?
One punch, at full
@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 Koolaid man has some super strength, but it is limited. He has some martial arts capabilities, but that's not enough to take down a hero with infinite strength and infinite durability (might as well say invulnerability).

However, Kool-Aid man can warp reality. He can twist and
@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 distort the fabric of existence, giving him unearthly powers. He also can control thirst, and can control and manipulate water. This is key to note, considering that humans are mostly water. Thus, he could control and manipulate the water inside both Pepsiman and the water in the
@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 Pepsis that he craves. However, while Kool-Aid could kill a regular person by controlling and manipulating the water within them, Pepsi man is invulnerable, his flesh too super strong for that trick to work. Indeed, his infinite muscle strength will overcome any force that
@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 Kool-Aid Man can bring to bear when he controls and manipulates the water within Pepsi Man.

However, Kool-Aid man does have one other ace up his sleeve. He is, for all intents and purposes, a cartoon character, and cartoon characters not only aren't bound by the laws of physics,
@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 they are near impossible to kill. Indeed, some can't be killed. It would take an enormous amount of damage to destroy a cartoon character.

However, given that Pepsi man is infinitely strong, he could no doubt do the trick, as long as the cartoon character in question can die, or
@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 . And we do not know if Kool-Aid man has true immortality, being incapable of being killed (Like Deadpool had for a time).

However, even if Kool-Aid man cannot die, he can still be knocked into another universe or beyond with one punch from PepsiMan, and thus Pepsiman wins by
@BrassWisdom @WhoWouldWinShow @WhoWouldWin13 battlefield removal.

Thus, I must conclude...

PEPSI MAN TELLS KOOL-AID MAN "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DRANK COCA-COLA!!!!!!"
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