Thread by @travisdon1981

@WhoWouldWin13 Though Mr Bean once took a Judo class, he didn't learn much from it. He's not a fighter. Homer has considerable mass and a tough chin, but his punches can't break wind.

Peter Griffin, however...is a fleshy leviathan. He has the weight advantage by a long shot, and he can punch

@WhoWouldWin13 hard (and out-fart Michael Moore). Along with this, Peter has considerable combat experience, having engaged with a giant chicken on numerous occasions. Though he's not a master martial artist, he obviously knows how to fight.

@WhoWouldWin13 True, he doesn't have Homer's boxing training (Homer was a professional boxer for a time), but Homer won matches by letting boxers exhaust themselves trying to knock him out, only for him to send them to the mat with one of his weak shots. Indeed, this trick doesn't always work:

@WhoWouldWin13 Dedrick Tatum, a heavyweight boxing champion in the Simpsons universe, took Homer out in the first round, while Barney, Homer's bar drinking friend, knocked Homer out in seconds (to be fair, this was before Homer was trained, but still, Barney has some awesome power). Peter

@WhoWouldWin13 Griffin has enough mass and enough power to rock Homer with a punch to the head, and he wont simply land face shots on him. Indeed, Peter is even faster than Homer, and mass x acceleration = force. Peter has enormous mass and good speed, meaning that his punching power must be

@WhoWouldWin13 enormous. Along with this, he can use his farts as a weapon in battle, and Homer has no gastrointestinal counters (He farts, but when it comes to lethal flatulence, he's no Peter Griffin). I can see Peter and Homer duking it out while Mr. Bean watches. Then, when Peter Griffin

@WhoWouldWin13 rises like a blubbery colossus, glaring at Mr Bean...Mr Bean high tails it out of there!

Thus, I conclude...

PETER GRIFFIN SITS ON MR BEAN AND HOMER!!!!!!

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