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Jul 24, 2020 52 tweets 12 min read Read on X
Here again at the justice center with a few thousand Portlanders who are protesting for Black lives and against police brutality and the federal occupation of the city. #PortlandStrong #PortlandProtests
The doors of the courthouse are open
Federal LRAD Image
People are throwing trash over the fence and over the crowd I can hear that there are speeches at the justice center around me “Black lives mater!” Being yelled by the #wallofmoms
“Feds! go home!”
A man is going along the fences yelling “blessings” a Black woman tells him to take that shit somewhere else and protesters resume throwing trash bags over the fence
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Doors open Image
An orange flys past us and hits the fence a mom yells “Hey, that’s the orange I packed in your lunch!” To the crowd of protesters behind her
The crowd
Have I mentioned before how I hate fireworks. Because I do
Everyone behind me is cheering the fireworks for some reason
Snack van! Image
Tiny baby trash fire
Put out by blessing guy
So my respirator works for gas, but apparently not trash fire smoke?
New tiny trash fire ImageImage
Fireworks 😕
Fire and tear gas and leaf blowers
Umbrella shield wall Image
Tear gas as pepperballs rain down. And a leaf blower!
It’s not raining Image
Some teens have breached the fence. I also got hit by a flashbang. It’s good, I’m fine, wear natural fibers. Videos are loading really slow and I don’t know when I will need to duck again. Here is a car hit by impact munitions Image
So I am having twitter issues
So much gas. Again.
Putting out gas
Where feds shoot so many flashbangs
A car hit by impact munitions Image
People inside the fence
Both parks just gassed to the point that you can’t see
The parks surrounded
Phalanx lines up
Shield walk
Shield wall again
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The feds advance on protesters
Shields on main
DHS and US marshals advance on protesters and arrest at least one. #PortlandStrong #PortlandUnderSiege
Wall advancing back
Feds go back into the courthouse
Out of downtown

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Apr 30, 2022
Just leaving this here for when we need it later. Polítical compass with the Tankie Quadrant marked “everyt
Updated to account for centrists: Same chart, but with the x-y axis intersection point labeled
We here at the Brigade would like to

1: express our confusion that this blew up,

2: wish y’all happy mayday, &

3: remind readers that Property & the State are silly stories that can only be told in tandem, & get people killed.

Everything for Everyone, Nothing for Ourselves.
Read 4 tweets
Apr 28, 2022
Doesn’t take much imagination to figure out why two white dudes are running to unseat Hardesty- she’s the only Black lady to ever serve on city council, and the only PPB critic of the bunch.

So save your imagination for the question of “what is Vadim hiding in his mouth?” Vadim makes a weird faceHe makes it in every picture.The difference is always ho...
look at those eyes. That’s not a smile. That’s not what he’s doing with those teeth.

He might be trapping a small, feebly struggling rodent in there, but he’s definitely not smiling.
Could be worse: he could have zero public experience and the enthusiastic endorsement of the Portland Police Association wweek.com/news/city/2022…
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Aug 29, 2021
As school starts in a few days, it’s easy to get mad at PPS for their safety protocols, because they are BAD.
However the bigger problems are the directives from the Oregon Health Authority (OHA) and the Oregon Department of Education (ODE). So let’s take a look:🧵
First, we have the PPS “Swiss Cheese Model,” which PPS diagrams as shown. It’s a system that relies on a series of nested and hopefully redundant layers. But if only a few layers are holding up the whole mess, then it’s going to fall apart, and there’s going to be outbreaks. 1/
The big thing to know about the PPS Swiss cheese model is that, however insufficient each layer of protection is in this plan, ODE has also removed a bunch of allowed layers, & PPS’s covid plan is bad precisely because it only meets the state’s minimum covid safety standards. 2/
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Once upon a time, Perdue Pharma spent decades convincing doctors that the best medical science supported getting the whole country hooked on opiates.
Anyway now people don’t trust doctors when they say “this new vaccine is the only thing that helps covid, don’t take horse paste.”
Weird how a Byzantine medical system of grotesquely unethical for-profit firms, with wildly unequal access & outcomes, where life-saving care is regularly and arbitrarily withheld, would engender this kind of mistrust in the midst of a devastatingly mismanaged pandemic.
It sure doesn’t help that the main website that the Horse Paste People are getting their info from looks as legit as the Mayo Clinic or WebMD, or that it links to a bunch of seemingly legitimate medical studies that are difficult to parse or evaluate without a medical degree.
Read 5 tweets
Aug 20, 2021
So I decided to tune into the “choose love” press conference by Ted Wheeler. So far singers are singing about choose love and following god.

I wonder if the mayor will address the concerns about far right extremists coming into Portland to fight people
Here are some of the groups asking for action this morning:
Apparently Ted would like to address the multitude of problems facing Portland by asking residents to “Choose love”. I’m not shitting you. That’s his opening speech.
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Jun 3, 2021
Just to be clear: 1 year after George Floyd's murder & the burning of the 3rd Precinct, after the mayor vowed to permanently preserve George Floyd Square as a memorial & city council voted to disband MPD, the city cleared George Floyd Square & shot someone dead on the same day.
Correction: City of Minneapolis is ATTEMPTING to clear George Floyd Square.
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