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Online classes effect..... A. WA forward!!! 😁😁😁😜😜😜///

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself...

2+5, the son of bitch is 7

3+6, the son of bitch is 9
His mother heard this & asked, "What r u doing?"😠

Boy: "Doing my maths homework"😏

Mom: "Is this how your teacher taught you?"

Boy: "Yes"
Infuriated mother called the teacher:
Are you teaching maths to children by saying... 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?😠

Teacher started laughing & answered:
"What I taught them was... 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4."😱😱

Moral: PHONETICS is important ...
English must be mastered before Maths!!// @yessirtns @Muralik79739498 @GoofyOlives @anilkhanna248 @Ashwini_Raje
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Socio-economic classification simplified 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅

Lower class - Biskut
Middle class - Biskit
Upper class - Cookies
Lower class - Roomal
Middle class - Hankie
Upper class - Kerchief

Lower class - tamaatar
Middle class - Ta'may'to
Upper class - Toh'mah'toh

Lower class - Sauce
Middle class - Ketchup
Upper Class - Toh'mah'toh dip
Lower class - Lifafa
Middle class - En've'lope
Upper class - On'vo'lup

Lower class - Nimbu Paani/Shikanjbin
Middle class - Lemonade
Upper class - Virgin Mojito

Lower class - Jean pant
Middle class - Jeans
Upper class - Denims
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Am translating the thread of @Aadhiraspeaks - there could be some hits and missed in terms of translation. The crux is the core point of the thread.
I am police .

I knew Phoolan Devi had committed the massacre, but the constitution said that as she is the leader of SP, I was made her bodyguard because am a policeman.
I knew that Shahabuddin had killed Chandrashekhar Prasad's three sons but the constitution said that he is the leader of the RJD
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Today is the #AshadhiEkadashi. A note on the significance of this day. It is the time when the Lord comes to meet you, that is the belief.
It is one of the ekadasis occuring every year and is one of the most auspicious Ekadashis . It is known by many names.
1.Deva Shayana Ekadasi
2.Padma Ekadasi
3.Maha Ekadasi
4.Toli Ekadasi ( Maharashtra)
5.Jagannatha Maha Ekadasi.
Today is also the day of the beginning of the Chaturmasya vrata .Chaturmasya is primarily a vrata for the Asectics and sanyasis .As the name suggests this is a period of four months starting with Ashada masa in Dakshinayana when Lord Vishnu sleeps in Vaikuntha .
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