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Jun 15 18 tweets 4 min read
Today @rvaidya2000 Sir, whom I respect immensely, has quite a bit of questions on Health Insurance and the companies doing scamming, let me take on and address few pointers:
a. RV: It is a scam - CK: It is not a scam. Period. b. They also have 2yr waiting for many diseases:)) - - Broadly there are 3 waiting periods:
i. 30 days from the date policy is taken for any hospitalization - it is a preventive measure to ensure that no one takes benefit from existing treatments. However, hospitalization....
Jun 9 14 tweets 4 min read
#naturetwitter #NatureConservation #Biodiversity #People An extraordinary experience happened y'day. A thread🧵 Divine interventions I was making a business call and as I was going to leave the factory, the security guard informed me that rear tyre of the car had very low pressure and the Factory owner told me that there are places nearby to fix it. I wasn't too worried because I always carry a tire inflator.
May 5 25 tweets 4 min read
#Vaccines #CovidVaccines #COVID19 Saw quite a few Tweets on Vaccines. Some sections of Indians, are an ungrateful lot they weill complain if you do; will complain if you don’t. Heads they win, tails you lose is the situation. A thread that is a tribute to the book, "Braving the Viral Storm" by @c_aashish and #SurajSudhir that dovetails of India's vaccination program and how India scaled up in a magnificent manner. This is a just a bird's eye view and Thread # 1.
Oct 11, 2023 7 tweets 1 min read
Congress invites Shri Jaishankar for dinner. - Read till end🤣🤣

The Story :

To counter the G-20 insult by Modi and also to cement their new alliance, the Dotted alliance gang built a new fancy office and named it "Mohabbat Ki Dukaan" A grand program was organised for the inauguration, followed by a dinner hosted by Sonia.

The building had an exclusive "Freedom of speech and dissent" lounge for eminent intellectuals, historians, artists, economists, jurists to agonize and curse Modiji..
Jun 2, 2023 13 tweets 3 min read
A post by my friend Viji on dealing with life matters. She is not on Twitter anymore; but the words are so mature, wise and wonderful. Realize that parents & siblings matter
Marry early, raise a family early
Focus on your choice of spouse 🌟⭐
Fall for the heart, not the charm
Bond with your children deeply
Prioritize family over career
Teach your life to your children
Apr 24, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
#genderfluid #genderbender #humor #SarcasmAlert Via WA

On the issue that sexual organs don't decide your gender😂

One fine day, in the nyayalay, an earthshaking argument was in progress....

Banda: Your Honor, this cattle seller Chanda has cheated me. I wanted to buy two cows and paid him ₹ 1 Lakh for two cows. But he as sold me two bullocks. This is udder cheating...

Justice MoonCho: Why did you cheat him ?

Chanda:_ I have not cheated Your Honor. I sold him a pair of cattle for ₹ 1 Lakh.
Mar 29, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
Let me narrate my experience from a very close quarter. Case 1: SBI S/B A/c holders can take a Personal Accident policy from any SBI Branch and the premium gets deducted from their SB Account after a proposal form gets submitted at the Branch. There was a Lady who was part of a branch that served a Central Govt organization. In that area, the men folks used to spend their money on booze and by the 20th of the month, they will end up in fin related issues. And if the breadwinner dies, family would be in doldrums.
Mar 29, 2023 7 tweets 1 min read
Got this on WA - fairly well analysed. ///

Soros Tool kit activated .

-- Rahul Gandhi Conviction
-- Rahul Gandhi Disqualification
-- Oppositions Rallying around and creating chaos -- Rahul Gandhi and Team not planning to appeal in higher courts .
-- US congressman meddling in internal matters of India thru RG case .
-- Rahul Gandhi will go to Jail. Few from regional parties also may go to Jails in different cases .
Mar 28, 2023 4 tweets 4 min read
Was very privileged to meet Kum. Jyothi Kalai, a girl who was born visually challenged. Life threw plenty of curveballs at her and her mother. But boy, how they deflected them and came out on top. Now she is an accomplished singer - so has two cup board full of tropies. # Here she sings "Endaro mahanubhavulu" - a Krithi composed by Saint Thyagaraja. She has a gift: Can tell a day (like Monday, Tuesday) based on date, month and year. cc : @anandmahindra @Anandi_sanatani
Jan 5, 2023 7 tweets 3 min read
Jolly good ants.😆
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring ant from another country into your country = Import-ant
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that's looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant 7. Ant that has a gun = Militant
8. Ant that is fat = Abundant
9. A proud ant = Arrogant 🤔
10. Ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. Ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
Dec 29, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

'Hi, honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No, Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says,
'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
'Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'
Brief Pause.
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs,
knock on the bedroom door
Dec 28, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
If Pappu and his brainless supporters think that wearing a T-Shirt in the cold is primary qualification to become a PM, then by now, we should have had following as the PM - not to forget Mallika Sherawat, Urfi Javed and by a good distance, men just can't become PMs! Sridevi
Dec 27, 2022 6 tweets 3 min read
Yesterday, watched Avatar 2.0. in 4D. Didn't know initially that we were going for 4D - which basically is 3D + special effects. So what was it like? #AvatarTheWayOfWater #Avatar2review #4D After the movie started, I felt that the probably kids who were sitting in the back were kicking. And then the seats were kind of bobbing up and down and in various directions. Looked back couple of time, but no kids in the back! Then my son informed that it is 4D -
Nov 8, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.

#humor #NoGyan Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Nov 7, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
Biased comments written from a jaundiced viewpoint. Having been born and brought up in Delhi, there are lots of good things and not so good things about Delhi - and dunno if it can be applied with a broad brush. South Indians were always respected in Delhi for various reasons. Have lived in multiple places in India except South India - other than traveling. If South was "bad" as per @DrSpitfire how come so many Maharashtrians, Gujaratis and Jains settled in Tamil Nadu and have adapted to Tamil Nadu?
Aug 19, 2022 8 tweets 3 min read
#Janmashtami2022 musings.

What's it about Bhagawan Sri Krishna that calms and enthralls our mind and soul?
Is it his playfulness, as a child, that captures our mind? Or his wise words of wisdom, during periods of turbulence in our minds, that tells our heart - now that you have surrendered your problems to me, from now onwards keep calm and do your duty?
Aug 16, 2022 22 tweets 10 min read
An excellent thread by @thekaipullai on why we celebrated #HarGarTiranga #IndiaAt75 . And as @lakshmianand96 wrote, "We are celebrating the fact that that India is flourishing in spite of LeLis, urban naxals, the Tukde Tukde gang, the Lutyens Cabal, the wokes, the NGOs, Bollywood, morally and financially corrupt dynastic politicians and meddling foreign powers.
That is some achievement!"
Aug 15, 2022 4 tweets 3 min read
An extremely well worded thoughts on the dangers that is faced by India. I always have maintained that dangers from within are more dangerous than the ones from outside. Internal enemies are invisible, generally. But post 2019, especially, these rats have come out of their holes. For these internal enemies, aided by financiers from various geographies across the globe, looting and raping India is the only goal - along with self-aggrandizement. And for the side-kicks, pieces of India and other crumbs are the spoils that have been promised.
Aug 14, 2022 9 tweets 6 min read
#Thread #HarGharTiranga #AzadiKaAmritMahotsav
@DetheEsha last year conducted discussions on unknown heroes who fought for India's independence. Here is a compilation of all the videos. - @Sthitpragya03 #VishalMishra and @DetheEsha
Aug 7, 2022 16 tweets 7 min read
#SpeciallyAbledChild #Mentalhealth Writing this thread against the backdrop of a very tragic event where a dentist mom threw her specially abled child from the 4th floor and the child died. My sympathies to the entire family. We don't know what made her take that extreme step. Let me share a life experience from the other end of the spectrum and it's a tribute to them. My father-in-law's cousin gave birth to a daughter, who on account of various reasons, was born where she needed help with her daily activities. She can't stand and her hands are bent.
Aug 5, 2022 8 tweets 23 min read
On the auspicious occasion of #VaralakshmiVratham #VaralakshmiNonmbu, a shoutout for some Ladies of Twitter whom I regard very highly for various reasons. It has been a privilege to interact with them, which we do on a fairly regular basis. @lakshmianand96 @lakshmisharath @NAN_DINI_ @nandiniidnani69 @kamath_nandini @NandiniVenkate3 @SwethaAjeeth