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Jul 24, 2020 9 tweets 2 min read Read on X
I have a small joke on @Firezstarter1, but I don’t have the time to write a 600-tweet thread referencing multiple sources.
I️ have a joke on @ShaunakSA. I’ll send you a Telegram message and invite you to a Teams chat to discuss. Following which, we may post it to Substack.
I️ have a joke on Man Aman Chinna, and it’s so simple that even an NCO would get it.
Sources say that I have 300,000 jokes on Ajai Shukla.
I️f I️ was Ertugrul, I️ would’ve made a joke in SchahIED.
I️ tried to make a joke on @detresfa_, but he managed to spot it via satellite and exposed my punchline before I️ could tell it.
I️ have a joke on @somnath1978, but it’s an old chestnut.
I️ have a chankian joke on Bharat Rakshak that would strike right at its jaguar vein, but I’m too SDRE to pick a fight with a TFTA Internet forum. My Lahori Logic would be exposed for all to see and I️ would have to pay for my tactical brilliance by skiing downhill.
I don’t mind foreigners joking about my country; my only demand is that they build some India-Specific Enhancements into their humor.

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This is an interesting thread in that it illustrates how the Russian ground forces are set up very differently from US forces.
In short, the Russians treat indirect fires as the primary element, with maneuver forces only helping artillery get into position and seizing an objective after it has been devastated.
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