And I can move around with ease,
I’ll try to find my passport
So I can travel as I please.
I’ll shop in France
And try on pants
Too young to match my style
And with effort and a prison file
(A process that might take a while
Unless of course I have to sit.
I’ll try new sports
I’ll ride a horse
Assuming he will let me.
I’ll buy new toys
And make some noise
So no one will forget me.
I’ll visit London, Spain and Rome
And when at last I circle home
And catch up on the evening news:
An asteroid is approaching Earth
Our only hope is Colin Firth
There’s volcanoes and tsunamis
A strange shortage of salamis
An alien invasion
A leprosy contagion
And all of Europe’s a powder keg.
But after what 2020 did to me
I’ll just smile, and nod, and make some tea
The year is 2023
And nothing you say can frighten me