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@caslernoel

Oct 5

Intuition is rarely wrong, it’s the reason dogs bark when they see Donald Trump, or why many observers saw his reaction to the ‘assassination attempt’ said ‘this doesn’t look right’ because it didn’t and it hasn’t added up since. It was a campaign commercial w/live rounds.

I’ve known Trump since the 90’s when he ran his beauty pageants as a front for predation, into the ‘Apprentice’ era when a failed conman turned mob money launderer was repackaged as a ‘billionaire biz savant’ by Mark Burnett and greedy NBC execs. The show was a fraud & a grift.

Nothing is ever as it appears in Trump world, from his self-serving explotative lies after 9/11 to the way he has used Hurricane Helene victims to spread misinfo & grift off of their suffering. He is NOT a man who has earned the benefit of the doubt.

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NoelCaslerComedy🌙

@caslernoel

Oct 1

Back in 2001 when I was assigned to Kid Rock for Aerosmith’s Rock Hall Induction and he needed extra time to snort more blow in his Waldorf-Astoria hotel room. (I think Ghislane Maxwell was there as well) or 2000 when Trump was snorting lines at VH1 Fashion Rocks and hitting on Spice Girls on the red carpet if you had told me they would be palling around the South doing god knows what while he runs for POTUS a third time I would have thought you were tripping. Now it’s just a Tuesday. BTW, Kid Rock is one of the biggest DB’s in show biz.

Trump hit on Spice Girl in front of Melania too, of course she was still a rental at that point. (No shame but a fact’s a fact. Right Mel. @MELANIATRUMP Vote Blue. harpersbazaar.com/uk/culture/cul…

TBH I think Emma Bunton was a little old for Donald’s tastes at that point. He preferred to pick on teenagers that looked like his daughter, Vanky. That’s basically why he started ‘Miss Teen USA’ & Trump Model Management and why he had a long partnership w/Jeffrey Epstein.

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NoelCaslerComedy🌙

@caslernoel

Sep 28

You would think we all the drama, criminality & crazy sh*t Trump was done to this country over the last three election cycles at least ONE reporter/MSM would have brought up the subject of his drug abuse (Adderall/Benzos) and yet…his impairment is an open secret. Vote Blue.

It was same was in his NYC days, Jeff Zucker knew who he was when NBC carried his game show, but Mark Burnett made them money. Banks knew he was shady AF, society types & journalists knew he was a sexual predator & buds w Epstein but they kept quiet. Pays more to play along.

Its the same now, most MSM plays it safe w/Trump coverage-sure they speak endlessly of him over panel discussion w/social media pundits & podcast hosts smiling thru a zoom call in and repeating the same hack talking points we all see online.

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NoelCaslerComedy🌙

@caslernoel

Aug 24

Trump is the kind of man who would sacrifice one of his supporters without blinking an eye and everything about his initial photo-op reaction to his ‘assassination attempt’ and the way he has used the images and story since tells me that is exactly what he did. Flynn is the sort who could pull it off and Donald sought out sympathetic Secret Service agents since day one. That part is NO secret (pardon the pun) hence the deleted agents texts after J6 and the transfers to Tampa. Nothing about it feels legit.

If you don’t law enforcement agents, especially conservative leaning white ones can be manipulated and corrupted you don’t live the same country that I do. We’ll never really know, like so many of the things Trump has gotten away with in his career but everything about it smells.

*doubt, as in I doubt the MSM and agencies involved will ever get to the bottom of it. They’ll find some scapegoats and move on. But Trump retweets that image all day, every day and I know the man. He doesn’t have a brave bone in his corpulent body.

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NoelCaslerComedy🌙

@caslernoel

Aug 11

There’s a lot more kind & thoughtful people in the USA than idiots who support Donald Trump, problem is the types that support him are embedded in the mediocrity of this land as they have been since they settled for crumbs to do the bidding of the ruling class. They settled for badges and uniforms and the illusion of superiority.

First time I met a cop who was on Donnie’s payroll was red carpet at the VMA’s I don’t remember the year but he brought Vanky as his date. He called Trump the biggest ‘poon hound’ in NYC & his off duty job was to stand around the booth at nightclubs (Bungalow 8 type spots) and make sure he did whatever he wanted and no wives ever found out. He always had a way with cops, they looked up to him, which is pathetic but unsurprising.

I say this because one of Trump’s campaign tactics is to shoot a video on the tarmac of cities he’s visiting shooting video of him shaking hands with local PD. Its meant to convey his allegiance but he will skip town without paying the bills he owes municipalities for overtime. He will screw them out of their pensions & healthcare at the drop of a hat thru Project 2025 and replace anyone who bitches with some Bernie Kerik type thugs, he doesn’t love PD’s, he likes crooked cops who don’t ask questions. Keith Schiller types, men who are very much criminals too.

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NoelCaslerComedy🌙

@caslernoel

Aug 1

Trump’s grandfather got kicked out of Germany for refusing to serve his country (sound familiar) came to USA and went into the booze & brothels business (sound familiar?) his mom came on a boat from Scotland & worked as a maid (no shame, but he dosen’t brag on it) his dad was KKK

made his fortune securing FHA loans to build loan income housing while discriminating against minorities & abusing tenants while serving as a front for NY area ‘Five Families’ his idiot scion branched out into NYC and selling condos thru LLC’s to Russian mobsters. One of his 3

wives was born in USA. He’s no stranger to foreign roots & alliances but uses the rank racism of MAGA folks to assert that anyone who isn’t white or has a foreign sounding name is somehow suspicious. Its base level crap I would expect from an ignorant fool raised in ‘60’s Queens.

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