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Oct 5 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
Intuition is rarely wrong, itâs the reason dogs bark when they see Donald Trump, or why many observers saw his reaction to the âassassination attemptâ said âthis doesnât look rightâ because it didnât and it hasnât added up since. It was a campaign commercial w/live rounds.
Iâve known Trump since the 90âs when he ran his beauty pageants as a front for predation, into the âApprenticeâ era when a failed conman turned mob money launderer was repackaged as a âbillionaire biz savantâ by Mark Burnett and greedy NBC execs. The show was a fraud & a grift.
Oct 1 ⢠11 tweets ⢠3 min read
Back in 2001 when I was assigned to Kid Rock for Aerosmithâs Rock Hall Induction and he needed extra time to snort more blow in his Waldorf-Astoria hotel room. (I think Ghislane Maxwell was there as well) or 2000 when Trump was snorting lines at VH1 Fashion Rocks and hitting on Spice Girls on the red carpet if you had told me they would be palling around the South doing god knows what while he runs for POTUS a third time I would have thought you were tripping. Now itâs just a Tuesday. BTW, Kid Rock is one of the biggest DBâs in show biz.
Trump hit on Spice Girl in front of Melania too, of course she was still a rental at that point. (No shame but a factâs a fact. Right Mel. @MELANIATRUMP Vote Blue. harpersbazaar.com/uk/culture/culâŚ
Sep 28 ⢠5 tweets ⢠1 min read
You would think we all the drama, criminality & crazy sh*t Trump was done to this country over the last three election cycles at least ONE reporter/MSM would have brought up the subject of his drug abuse (Adderall/Benzos) and yetâŚhis impairment is an open secret. Vote Blue.
It was same was in his NYC days, Jeff Zucker knew who he was when NBC carried his game show, but Mark Burnett made them money. Banks knew he was shady AF, society types & journalists knew he was a sexual predator & buds w Epstein but they kept quiet. Pays more to play along.
Aug 24 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Trump is the kind of man who would sacrifice one of his supporters without blinking an eye and everything about his initial photo-op reaction to his âassassination attemptâ and the way he has used the images and story since tells me that is exactly what he did. Flynn is the sort who could pull it off and Donald sought out sympathetic Secret Service agents since day one. That part is NO secret (pardon the pun) hence the deleted agents texts after J6 and the transfers to Tampa. Nothing about it feels legit.
If you donât law enforcement agents, especially conservative leaning white ones can be manipulated and corrupted you donât live the same country that I do. Weâll never really know, like so many of the things Trump has gotten away with in his career but everything about it smells.
Aug 11 ⢠5 tweets ⢠2 min read
Thereâs a lot more kind & thoughtful people in the USA than idiots who support Donald Trump, problem is the types that support him are embedded in the mediocrity of this land as they have been since they settled for crumbs to do the bidding of the ruling class. They settled for badges and uniforms and the illusion of superiority.
First time I met a cop who was on Donnieâs payroll was red carpet at the VMAâs I donât remember the year but he brought Vanky as his date. He called Trump the biggest âpoon houndâ in NYC & his off duty job was to stand around the booth at nightclubs (Bungalow 8 type spots) and make sure he did whatever he wanted and no wives ever found out. He always had a way with cops, they looked up to him, which is pathetic but unsurprising.
Aug 1 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Trumpâs grandfather got kicked out of Germany for refusing to serve his country (sound familiar) came to USA and went into the booze & brothels business (sound familiar?) his mom came on a boat from Scotland & worked as a maid (no shame, but he dosenât brag on it) his dad was KKK
made his fortune securing FHA loans to build loan income housing while discriminating against minorities & abusing tenants while serving as a front for NY area âFive Familiesâ his idiot scion branched out into NYC and selling condos thru LLCâs to Russian mobsters. One of his 3
Jul 19 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Iâve found the last 3 weeks of punditry absolutely exhausting. I know privileged white dudes, esp Hollywood types & podcast bros and theyâre used to getting their way. They will be in a perpetual tantrum until election day re: Biden. Itâs worth noting in regards to Clooney..
who noted that Biden wasnât the âJoe of 2020â at the Hollywood fundraiser. That POTUS had flown across 10 times zones from G7 Italy on that particular date because it was the only day Clooney had free on HIS schedule. It should be the other way around but money talks. Vote Blue.
Jul 18 ⢠5 tweets ⢠1 min read
Within hours of buying Twitter Musk shadow-banned many on the left, he made it harder to share content like podcasts links & Substacks (in the case of my humble entry there were warnings attached to Podbean links, etc) this was all by design and in response to Bidenâs success.
âRed Waveâ never materialized in midterms and they realized they had to further dismantle the messaging infrastructure on the left that allowed Biden/Harris to win in 2020. Tech overlords like Musk went after the online stuff and stripped safety feature while encouraging trolls.
Jul 8 ⢠4 tweets ⢠2 min read
Of ALL things Iâve said on SM, the ONLY posts ever removed dealt w/SCOTUS. Tik Tok took off all my Car Rants that had SCOTUS in the title, FB removed a post saying Ginni Thomas helped organize J6 (true) & now IG removed a satirical post on Alito. SCOTUS has friends in tech.
Iâd been planning on parring down to âNoelâs Notesâ on Substack & âNoel Casler Podcastâ on youtube. I think twitter is a bit of a trap-its gives the illusion of âfighting backâ but weâre corralled here with the powers that be pulling the strings and manipulating the algorithm.
Jun 23 ⢠6 tweets ⢠1 min read
If the intersection of drug cartels, money laundering, sex trafficking & Wall Street/Banking/Real Estate Dev had an address it would probably be Trump Tower in the 80âs. Start there you may begin to understand the tentacles of treason..
Head north on 5th Ave and make a right at 71st. There you will find Jeffrey Epsteinâs old townhouse, next door to Howard Lutnick. (Jeffâs brother brokered the sale) here we see how money laundering requires deregulation, how to get politicians involved in helping billionairesâŚ
Jun 21 ⢠5 tweets ⢠2 min read
âJustice Alito rose early on this morning. He slipped into his bikini briefs, as the strains of Cypress Hillâ âHow I Could Just Kill a Manâ drifted up from the kitchen. Martha-Ann was up early, it was her big day too. She fixed his fav brekkie which was a staple of his hero Matthew Hale: Cream of Wheat, no brown sugar. They waited months for this moment and it has finally arrivedâŚ.â
âAcross town, Ginni was up early too, she texted Leonard LeoâŚâsame time as usual? Donât forget the cash, unmarked billsâŚâ as Clarence finished up watching videos of cats playing piano and eating âEggs Benedict Arnoldâ and inside joke from Harlan Crownâs hunting lodgeâŚ
Jun 18 ⢠7 tweets ⢠2 min read
Iâm told Steve Bannon is being sent to Danbury Fed which is a coinky dink cause thatâs where they sent Trumpâs helicopter pilot when he got busted trafficking cocaine but got a sweetheart deal courtesy of Trumpâs sister Maryanneâs Federal Courtroom.
Will Bannon buy a condo in Trump Tower for all cash upon his release as Weichselbaum did after getting busted for drug trafficking? He never get busted again since TT was like an invisibility cloak for cocaine dealers thx to NYPD & Russian Mob but Iâm not supposed to say that.
Jun 6 ⢠5 tweets ⢠1 min read
If you look at Trumpâs casino execs who died in the NJ pine barrens after being summoned to NYC by Donald and transported in a rental helicopter that happened to have a crack in the rotor (he owned several of his own) in the light of his desire for payback you may find answers.
Hell, you could even look into Dr Bornstein (his guy since the 80âs who was a notorious Dr. Feelgood on UES) died suddenly in his home in January 2021, no cause of death listed in a quiet notice in NYT. Or you could look into his pal Jeff Epstein dying in fed custody while under
Jun 3 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Iâm exhausted by the stupidity of this country. What Trump unleashed, the MTGâs, the feckless choads of the GOP. The anti-science bros from jocks to hack podcasters has sullied the integrity of this nation. Dr Fauci was one of the few bright spots in the dark hours of pandemic.
GOP attacked him for being smart, because Trump was a dumbass and he thought COVID hurt his re-election chances so he lied about it. Over 1M Americans ultimately perished all of whom would have contributed more to this life than Donald Trump and his loathsome brood & the morons
May 30 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Think of MAGA as a weapon Putin has deployed against USA. He studied judo so he knows using his opponents own weight against him works. In this case greed, whoâs the greediest mfker around? Trump. He knew GOP/MSM would go along w/the chaos when it started making bank. Vote Blue.
If you donât believe me just look at how much of the heavy lifting both Republicans & their media arms, Fox, Tucker, Musk do on behalf of Putin. Burnett was tip of the spear of this op with âApprenticeâ which was originally an idea he pitched in Moscow for a show on MIR. They put him on Trump in NYC.
May 29 ⢠8 tweets ⢠2 min read
I worked on TONYâs for 20 years, my last time there I was assigned to Springsteen as I go back with his crew. I brought him stage left & handed him off to a stage manager just as Robert De Niro walked out to introduce Bruce. You know what happened next, truer words never spoken.
âF*ck Donald Trumpâ Jack Sussman freaks out & gets on his cell, too late to cut it in OZ, think USA might have heard a bleep but got the point. Bob & Bruce are quintessential NY/NJ artists. Their work is rooted in truth & the common experience we share in work & struggle.
May 22 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
The genius of GOP was convincing working & middle class âmerica that they should resent their tax dollars going towards healthcare & infrastructure but be totally cool with tax cuts for billionaires. The secret sauce was of course racism. Itâs like catnip for mediocre white boys.
âListen, Social Security & Medicare will be gone by the time you need it so Harry Hedgefund can buy another Benetti but in meantime you can wear this red hat & cheer for the obese drug addict reading poorly from the teleprompter before hoping on his 747 & going back to Palm Beachâ
Apr 23 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
âA big, loud place reeking of gasoline & teeming with ignorant people making too much noise. It needed a hero as perverse & backward as it had itself become. Something made from the same noxious material, a man with the same appetite for salt & fat and transactional sexâŚâ
Someone for whom intimacy & education were the domain of the stratum he never understood. The kinda folks that kept books in their homes & read them. That cared for their kids instead of exploiting them as trophies. His sons born of the same rotten seed, he could only view them..
Apr 16 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Now you see why Trump didnât make it into the Oval Office until noon everyday. WH staff covered by calling it âexecutive timeâ. In reality it is called addiction & dysfunction. Trump is NOT fit to serve. Vote Blue.
P.S, this greasy mfker was just as unmanageable back in âCelebrity Apprenticeâ days but NBC kept that part quiet cause he made them money.
Apr 15 ⢠9 tweets ⢠2 min read
âBack in his gold plated fortress in the sky the orange man was restless, he was never one for sleep, but tonight he would be having none. This was a given & not just because abusing pharmaceuticals was what passed for a hobby in his rattled old mindâŚthis was his home or atâŚ
Least it once had been. He raised his kids here; well at least the hired help of the three wives who bore them did. He remembers Don Jr going downstairs to play video games with MJ back in the day. He would go downstairs and play other games in the brothels theâŚ
Apr 10 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
âHe sauntered on to his private G550, wearing a tight black t-shirt that silhouetted his plump b-cups. A black cowboy hat was on backwards but none of the sycophants gathered for the short flight from Austin had the balls to tell him. He told a joke in his strange clipped dialect
as if he had learned to speak from a drunk donkey. More bray than balance. The emphasis falling on the wrong syllables & cascading into a word salad no one could decipher but were paid to endure. He walked to his private back lounge where he had a massage table and a Space..