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Now I do have to say I applaud Boris Johnson

He's been on a journey

04/10/2006

“I say let people eat what they like. Why shouldn’t they push pies through the railings?”

I applaud any time a British Prime Minister takes an active interest in the health of the nation

Shame he couldn't do it instead of partying away in Mustique or Chequers as he was AWOL for the great success of covid

But hey its only >65,000 dead

Oh yes a reminder on a decade of Tory Britain

Liz Truss sums it up well here explaining it (I lied - she doesn't)

Anyway back to the Telegraph transcript (with a few interjections along the way)
"I don't want to make any excessive claims"

❌we have a plan
❌easiest deal in history
❌they need us more than we need them
❌we hold all the cards
❌EU will bang our doors 24/6/16 to gift us 🦄
❌EU will collapse
❌sunlit uplands/dividend
❌liabilities buy a deal
❌Oven ready
"I start the day by going for a run with the dog."

Alright for some

thesun.co.uk/news/11715560/…
"There are amazing things on your phone these days, amazing apps,"

prweek.com/article/168720…
"fantastic trainers that you can watch on YouTube."

Why settle for YouTube for fantastic tutelage

Usually home visits provide a much better pole position to receive expert 1 on 1 attention

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7…
A reminder from 2008 of one David Cameron

David Cameron has launched an attack on Britain's culture of "moral neutrality", saying the obese, the idle and the poor have no one to blame but themselves.

telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/…
20/3/2020

Boris has turned to a vegan diet to give him the extra energy to get through 20-hour days as he fights the crisis.

He has ditched his beloved chorizo, cheese and red wine – instead opting for plant-based dishes delivered to his flat at No10.
So we go back to an earlier age when Boris also recognised the seriousness of his weight

It might sound a bit like deja vu
11/11/2018

Mr Johnson said: “What did I eat? I described the delicious late-night binges of chorizo and cheese. She winced.

“How much did I drink? We tried to work it out in units. Glasses, pints, bathfuls? She looked suitably appalled.

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/johnso…
26/7/2019

“He was such a mess. He was quite dishevelled and his trousers were twisted and creased. He looked like he had slept in his clothes.”

theguardian.com/politics/2019/…
Carrie is said to have shouted “get off me” and “get out of my flat”.

Boris is reportedly heard loudly ordering his lover “get off my f***ing laptop”.

The row blew up when Boris spilt red wine on Carrie’s favourite sofa.

thesun.co.uk/news/9354092/b…
12/8/2019

That was the dilemma facing Sajid Javid, the chancellor, last week when he was invited to Chequers with his wife for a semi-social occasion with Boris Johnson and his partner, Carrie Symonds.

thetimes.co.uk/article/sajid-…
'Someone bought me a crate of Tignanello and I had no idea how expensive it was. I was just glugging it back.'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7…
Sadly £80 bottle wasn't enough to win Sajid the favour of Boris

Maybe he should have bought Dom a bottle too.
On sports

"Asked whether the LDA investment for sport would be worth tens of millions of pounds, the mayor replied "of course".

Spokesman: "No actual figure has been put on this but the LDA will be working with the mayor to deliver his vision."

theguardian.com/politics/2008/…
Oh yes and on that Olympic Legacy and how well Boris Johnson and David Cameron looked after it

harrietharman.org/challenging-th…
"The primary legacy aim was to increase participation, but, in virtually every region of this country and in virtually every sport, that has not happened—quite the reverse. It is striking. "

hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2015-0…
"Enter, stage left, Boris Johnson, an individual who loves nothing more than a spectacular project. "

independent.co.uk/sport/football…
"The research found that 38 per cent of English secondary schools have cut timetabled Physical Education for 14-16-year-olds since 2012, while almost one in four (24%) have done so in the last academic year."

educationbusinessuk.net/news/19022018/…
Shadow Sports Minister Rosena Allin-Khan

"It is clear from these statistics that the Government aren’t putting children’s health at the top of their priority list.

“Obesity has doubled in the past 20 years, costing the NHS £10billion a year.

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
Also

“To cut the number of taught hours by 35,000, the Government are letting down a generation who need to be taught the benefits of good physical and mental health.”

A legacy of a decade of Tory mental health rule

And a reminder of "tone" for Dr Rosena

So to sum up measures:

" more cаlorie lаbelling on food/аlcohol pаckаging & even restаurаnt menus; bаn on fаst food аdvertising on television <9pm; GPs encourаged to direct pаtients to “heаlthy weight coаches” & to prescribe cycling аs а treаtment."
"more calorie count labelling on food"

got that already on foods that I buy thanks

Not sure "more" is going to make me any more informed in my choice of what to buy
"and alcohol packaging"

What is that £180 bottle of his favourite red going to have a more detailed label?

How's that going to greater inform his evaluation of it?
"and even restaurant menus"

Ah from EAT OUT TO HELP OUT to READ THE MENU TO HELP OUT
Apparently it only applies to companies of > 250 staff

"ban on fast food advertising on television before 9pm"

can't remember I watched a TV show that had an advert

What a quaint concept
"GPs being encourage to direct patients to "healthy weight coaches"

THEY ALREADY DO

September 2015

lbhf.gov.uk/sites/default/…
"to prescribe cycling as a treatment for conditions associated with obesity"

I have seen many programmes that encourage running/jogging or great programmes at local public sports centres

After all not everyone will be able to afford a bicycle

bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
If only I could think why Boris Johnson has timed this now

After all

He couldn't be bothered leading properly during coronavirus

He couldn't be bothered reading reports one reports into autumn/winter 2020 and covid wave 2 and the "normal" winter flu pressures

theguardian.com/politics/2020/…
Brexit

Well

It's a shitshow

It will always be a shitshow

But where better to try and hide its shitshow than amid >65,000 dead

Hence why Tories are desperate to distract with talk of Russia or China as threats

Your reminder of course on Russia ......

To sum up

I welcome any policy *CHANGES* which effect results

But not sparkly deflective bullshit from Dominic Cummings

The eternal shitshow of that rabble of cheating lying racist incompetent charlatans ... well

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