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Terry Pratchett "The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head,"
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Sep 10 • 43 tweets • 12 min read
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I agree with @charliekirk11, America will never be the same

Say what you like about Julius Streicher but he never used the "crimes" of Ernit Wilmersdoerfer to drown out other news Image Using the horrific murder of Iryna Zarutska as part of your press/social media campaign to drown out the Epstein Birthday Card really is quite shameless Image
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Aug 12 • 15 tweets • 4 min read
🧵of🧵

1. @Telegraph and what’s wrong with politics
2. Kimberly
3. Fannies &scum
4. Piccanninies
5. @Jacob_Rees_Mogg on a moral compass
6. Shit your eyes
7. Bung a Bob for a Big Ben Bong
8. 72 virgins
9. Sacrifice
10. Paul McCartney & a frog song
11. Let it rip
12. Aristotle
Jun 19 • 17 tweets • 5 min read
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"I know all the military sites in Israel, there isn't a military site her for miles and miles around"

vs

"The soldiers to be transferred to Israel’s south “are the startup nation people. Our tech people — our tech front,” Lt. Col. Itai Sagi" "I know all the military sites in Israel, there isn't a military site her for miles and miles around"

vs

the army calls its “tech campus in Beersheba,” the new home of the computer services directorate, also known as C4i, and the Cyber Defense Directorate in the south
Jun 4 • 23 tweets • 6 min read
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I do not think "harshness" is the issue
I think "preparedness" is the issue
So I'm going to talk about Piers and Natasha
And go back on a journey to 24th May 2025 Image Image
Mar 25 • 22 tweets • 5 min read
[thread]

On Thomas Jeffferson, James Madison & others

But first I want to start with a comedian

“I think everyone will agree that it’s actually nice to once again have a president who’s not afraid to come to the White House correspondents’ dinner.”

“The reason we are here is to honor and celebrate the Fourth Estate and what you stand for"
Mar 17 • 26 tweets • 5 min read
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"Within four or five square blocks [in downtown Washington], you've got more people who need them than anyplace else in the world,"

P.T. Barnum had one, but no one thought of bringing one into the White House until John Kennedy came along. Image P.T. Barnum had one, but no one thought of bringing one into the White House until John Kennedy came along.
Mar 7 • 48 tweets • 12 min read
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Before the dust of the Twin Towers had even settled he was jerking himself off (lying) on the boast that 40 Wall Street was now the tallest building in downtown Manhattan.

2,606 people died in the Twin Towers
And all he had was to think of himself & his aggrandizement “I mean, 40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan. And it was actually – before the World Trade Center – was the tallest. And then when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second-tallest, and now it’s the tallest.”
Oct 30, 2024 • 15 tweets • 4 min read
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This is a mistake from Kamala.

Irrespective of whether she wins or loses.

It is a mistake.

Donald J Trump took the excuse of "I didn't hear" on a Puerto Rico comment.

Kamala. Be better.

Words matter. Image The words of course

Oct 11, 2024 • 13 tweets • 4 min read
[thread]

I would like to dedicate this thread to Mario Sigbaum

And a quote:

"If someone says it’s raining & another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the f**king window and find out which is true.” Image His question to @KamalaHarris is at 24 minutes in

Oct 10, 2024 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
[thread] I don't want to talk about an insurrection but instead @BorisJohnson 's reaction to it from:
@CNN on 21st Sept 2021
@TimesRadio on 10th Oct 2024

with 2 q's

1) when did he gain "knowledge of what happened" ?
2) explain the change from against that ethos to peaceful? Image
Oct 8, 2024 • 50 tweets • 11 min read
[thread]

What was your <adjective> lie?

First?
Funniest?
Smallest?
Easiest?
Most difficult?
Lie you are most proud of?
Lie you are most ashamed of?

Or as @NickFerrariLBC asks @BorisJohnson here "greatest" Now I am curious

How do you define "greatest"?
Oct 7, 2024 • 25 tweets • 6 min read
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What would I do if I had:

0 followers
1 follower
200 million followers

What would I do with the tweet from @BehizyTweets below that has been quote tweeted by @ElonMusk

It is the lack of self respect from Elon So

So it's quite a simple process

To borrow from Elon

step 1 - make your requirements less dumb
step 2 - delete more of your process
step 3 - simplify or optimise
step 4 - accelerate cycle time

linkedin.com/posts/vernehar…
Oct 4, 2024 • 14 tweets • 4 min read
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"You basically say it wasn't a big deal. I regret apologising. Is that really your position?"

"Did you regret apologising to the Queen?"

Mr Johnson refuses to answer and replies: "I don't discuss my conversations with the Queen."

A reminder: twas a *FULSOME APOLOGY* Image A reminder on #Partygate

And Her Late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Image
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Jun 26, 2024 • 85 tweets • 19 min read
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“They want leadership. They’re so thirsty for it they’ll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there’s no water, they’ll drink the sand.”

So I am going to talk about the sand.
Jun 20, 2024 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
[thread]
I thought as a counterpoint to "UNLEASHED"
I would do a quick run through of my "favourite" threads on Boris Johnson I have written over the years
Jun 11, 2024 • 100 tweets • 24 min read
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@10DowningStreet @RishiSunak January 2024

“That’s his record, those are his values, and that is exactly how he should be judged.”

I agree Rishi Image Just joking.

I forgive you.

I want to show you "mercy"

I have "moved on" you see.

The question is, where have I moved on to and why?

Jun 5, 2024 • 71 tweets • 19 min read
[thread]

I would like to thank Rishi Sunak and the Conservative Party

In a very specific and limited way

I want to talk about 2 numbers

ÂŁ38.5 billion
and
ÂŁ2,094

Project Fear has worked Rishi

What else can you make me afraid of? its not just Rishi's post that has been community noted

e.g. Image
Jun 4, 2024 • 24 tweets • 7 min read
[thread]

Nigel Farage wants to focus on Oldham and talk about languages

So let's travel to Oldham

I would like to dedicate this thread to Nadia Hussain. Thank you. For your work in helping others.

I am also going to talk about David and Nigel.

The fixation on languages is nothing new to Nigel

Going back in time

It was Romanians that was his concern

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-274599…
May 24, 2024 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
[thread]
Rishi is desperate & asked for 6 TV debates
Keir said no to 6 but yes to 2
Tory sycophants are out with their scripted shite

I have 1 question
Not on the lie of "won't debate" from Elliot

Where was your insult of Fright Knight when @BorisJohnson no showed @afneil ?
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Image A reminder from 2019

bbc.co.uk/news/election-…
May 23, 2024 • 56 tweets • 15 min read
[thread] day 1 of the general election

Rishi Sunak no showed GMB and Sky News

So much so that even a Boris Johnson sycophant said it was bad

Rishi had a tetchy morning with @BBCr4today

May 20, 2024 • 27 tweets • 7 min read
[thread]

I would thank everyone that smears, insults, attacks or threatens the ICC and its Chief Prosecutor

It shows your fear of:
1) an application for arrest warrants
2) a potential trial

Imagine Hamas were doing this?

Or Imagine Russia (over Ukraine) Imagine Hamas was attacking the ICC like this: Image