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The Kikuyus who want to die for the Tekayos should just register with State House and we finish with that story. Some of us are tired of living under a seige mentality. What this cannibal is doing is preparing an altar for blood sacrifice.

Tekayo is blackmailing home guards of other ethnic groups with a slice of the unnecessary and overrated Kikuyu vote.

For me, I will probably not vote.

I refuse to keep going to polling booths terrorized by strange fruit, swinging on the trees, blood on the leaves, blood at the roots. They killed Msando, mocked him, then we voted like nothing happened.…
We're not even asking for investigation. We've forgotten 2008.

Something is wrong with us.

So I'm going to stay home to mourn all the victims who died for elections. I'm not going to be that person who, after people are killed, I accept and move on. That's a curse.
This is what will happen going forward.

1. Tekayo will continue to incite the rest of Kenya against kumira until August 2022. He has already started. I'm already receiving tweets saying "kwani Kikuyus think they own Kenya?" Kumirans should not be fooled. That thug wants this.
2. Home guards from other ethnic groups will incite to kill kumirans.

3. Tekayo will rig the election in his favor.

4. He will let kumirans be killed for a month with pangas, while he will send cops to Rift Valley to kill other tribes with bullets.
It's crucial that kumirans are killed with pangas because it revives the trauma of the emergency. Bullets are for the urban people, and it will make kumirans think of extrajudicial killings and George Floyd, instead of the the emergency and Mau Mau "terrorists."
Plus bullets don't symbolize the rural areas where the majority are.

And how will the US ambassador call us savages who can't do democracy and who have "age old hatreds," unless Kikuyus are cut up? Pangas are part of the story. It has to look the part in the international press.
5. NGOs will start singing human rights, and the now quiet academics will start cancelling each other in the name of us not being objective. Then New York Times will say whatever, and whichever white man is in the US embassy will tell us n----s to stop killing each other.
We'll be told that despite our "middle income" status, the bush hasn't come out of us Africans. We're not used to democracy, but at least we're better than other African countries. Complete house negro bullshit which Kenyan elites will celebrate. Especially elites from GEMA.
We GEMA elites defend racist tweets because the ambassador is talking about the rest of you Kenyans, and we're not like you. We GEMA have robber barons, and the white pathology likes us.
6. Tekayo will be sworn in in his toilet at 11.59 pm, a second before the expiry of the deadline.

7. At UN security council, and at WTO if Amina wins, Tekayo's newly sworn in GoK will play the victim of main opposition leader (it might be his ex-boyfriend, but you never know).
8. Kumirans, realizing they are on their own, will seek money from the Kikuyu robber barons to protect themselves.

9. When profits of Brookside or Mastercard or whatever start to drop, suddenly politicians are at Serena drinking tea and negotiating.
American embassy will be there promising to deny visas to the politicians who don't accept the deal.

10. More Kenyans will be dead, no justice for them, Tekayo gets the post he always wanted, and his rival becomes a limping horse.

And then the cycle starts again for 2032.
Before 2032, Tekayo will have groomed one of his kids to become president.

I don't know about kumirans, but I'm not dying for Ngina's son. Heck no. And bookmark this post. It if does happen, my blood is on that family to the nth generation, and on the kumirans who vote for him.
And no ritual should be done to cleanse them of my curse. The only cleansing they can do is demand that Tekayo gives all his wealth to the Republic of Kenya and follows Jesus. I refuse to be lynched for that family again. I'm tired of this strange fruit of elections.
And you can report me to the pastor. I don't care. The clergy are in charge of GEMA anyway. Their hands are dipped in that blood.

Kumira elites have no shame. They sacrifice the lives of their own tribe. Na matiri thoni.
If you #upperdeckpeopleKE think we can escape this mess with #BBIReport, the right laws or the right IEBC commissioners, you're fools. This plan has nothing to do with law or IEBC or technology. It's about stories.
These politicians and their wazungu godfathers are creating a story where we Kenyans look like tribalist savages, and because of that, the world lets Tekayo get what he wants. Who wants to deal with the dark continent, anyway? So you're less a fool for supporting #BBIReport.
But the ultimate stupidity is not even supporting #BBIReport. It's defending that monkey tweet from the US embassy.

Hatujaelewa vile white pathalogy ina-control Kenya.

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