Our clever scheme to be ruled by a rabid minoritarian faction that gets its marching orders from a handful of deranged rightwing media personalities has--against all odds--somehow gone wrong
Honestly, I'm as surprised as anybody
If a global superpower of 330 million citizens can't be governed rationally by "Shit Sean Hannity Says" and "Laura Ingraham Did Another Nazism" then what hope is there for anything?
Tucker Carlson has the most watched cable news program in history. Tucker Fucking Carlson! I wouldn't trust that dead-eyed, anvil-browed nitwit to park my car, much less let him dictate public policy to the federal fucking government. Jesus Christ, people
And don't even get me started on rotted-tree-stump-made-flesh-whom-gods-destroy-they-first-give-fat-heads Sean Hannity. Lordamighty fuck, this guy. It's like somebody dragged that disgusting soap-hair vomit out of a shower drain and gave it a goddamn opinion program
And every so often, one of these maggots will run a primetime special, like "How Well Do We Really Know The Jews?" and there'll be a day or two of brow-furrowing and a "scheduled vacation" and then it all just goes back to normal. How did things get this bad? Real fucking mystery
