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Jan 16, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
WHY ARE SO MANY ASSHOLES SO FUCKING INVESTED IN OTHER PEOPLE’S HOURLY WAGES Seriously, get fucked, you fucking shits. This is the piss bucket you get when you murder labor unions
Jan 14, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Depression Lasagna: Activated ImageImageImage Those asking: Slow-roasted zucchini, onion, red pepper, and mushrooms. 350 oven about an hour or maybe a bit more. Whole plum tomatoes removed from their can (and juice), mashed, and cooked with olive oil, a bit more onion, garlic, and oregano
Jan 14, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
I'd love to see a congressional twitter bio like "I represent Arizona's 3rd District, and I fucking hate it. These people are garbage, and their suffering brings me great pleasure" I *might* not be cut out for public service, you guys
Oct 22, 2020 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Here’s Donald Trump posing with folders he pretended outlined his plan to hand his business interests over to his sons Image Here’s Donald Trump waving around a fake “Secret Deal with Mexico” Image
Sep 17, 2020 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
I want to put some positive into the universe, so here goes:

1. He will lose on election night. It'll be a called election. No doomsday scenarios

2. The Dems take the Senate. Graham and Collins go down to defeat. McConnell survives to see himself become irrelevant

1/ 3. Trump complains a couple of days ON TWITTER [tons of all-caps tweets], but then basically gets bored and pisses off to wherever, leaving Pence to deal with the transition

4. He spends the rest of his miserable shit life screaming about how he got screwed at the polls

2/
Jul 29, 2020 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Our clever scheme to be ruled by a rabid minoritarian faction that gets its marching orders from a handful of deranged rightwing media personalities has--against all odds--somehow gone wrong Honestly, I'm as surprised as anybody
May 29, 2020 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
I think I understand why--we have an innate need to believe in at least some kind of order and purpose--but an alarming number of people still talk about Trump as some kind of master strategist, constantly distracting, diverting, dropping smoke bombs 1/ He's not. Trump is not capable of that kind of thinking. He does not connect moments to other moments the way you and I do. He does not draw a simple line between action and consequence. There is no purpose there, at least how we think of purpose 2/