1. Body Odour
2. Mouth Odour
I think the most unattractive for me is mouth odour, you might argue
Sometimes, your village people can masquerade as mouth odour and prevent you from opportunities even when you are #ThisClose
He can't talk to you from a distance, He enters your personal space and talks in your face.
This guy was 2 years above me in school then and he didn't know that people called him "Emma Mouth Odor", the name was changed to protect his identity
I wanted to learn some things from him, he knew some things I did not and I really needed to know.
But the mouth odour was a problem I could not ignore and I couldn't tell him, because na my senior
"Ah, Nonso, thanks o! Like say you know say sleep dey catch me sef"
In my mind I would shout:"Oga, the clorets is not sleep o! Chew it!!! So I can survive!
We had names we had decided were the best fit for our club, naturally, I mentioned Emma.
One said, so he can use mouth odour to piss off the lecturers abi?
On the day of the interview, I bought Clorets chewing gum for everybody including Emma, make e no be like say I singled him out.
We got the approval. We won
Everything else happened by itself
A lesson in life