So FUN STORY. Went to take the recycling out and just as I open the bin, I see a WILD FUCKING ANIMAL SITTING ON TOP.
Doing what most level headed humans would do, I SHRIEKED LOUDLY and ran away yelling for my roommate to come help.
Doing what most level headed humans would do, I SHRIEKED LOUDLY and ran away yelling for my roommate to come help.
After discussion about what to do, we left it for an hour hoping that either a) it was dead or b) it would leave.
After an hour we ventured outside. Roommate was brave enough to open it and ...
(*leaving in the mid-level embarrassing sounds that I made*)
(*leaving in the mid-level embarrassing sounds that I made*)
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?!?
Our downstairs neighbors moved out this weekend and put a GODDAMN TAXIDERMY WEASEL ON THE TOP IN OUR RECYCLING BIN 
I'm really sorry for whatever terrible noises or offenses we made on the second floor which led to our first floor neighbors leaving this parting gift.
Anyways. If anyone in or near #Roslindale in #Boston wants a FREE STUFFED DEAD WEASEL THING it's sitting outside ready for the taking. PLEASE COME TAKE THIS AWAY.
Cc: @TheBloggess
(do you want a non-recyclable weasel?!)
(do you want a non-recyclable weasel?!)
