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Aug 6, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
FYI, I plan to be forcing a meme out of the phrase:

"morphed into a dangerous 'superbully' armed with an unprecedented level of confidence and drug-resistant smugness."
I will be saying this ten to fifteen times a day for the foreseeable future.
Damn Daniel! You have morphed into a dangerous “superbully” armed with an unprecedented level of confidence and drug-resistant smugness!
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