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Did we put in the first movie by accident? No, because none of the Hive deaths were shown...
Oh shit, she stepped on a switch and a spread gun fired into her, killing her slowly. Scientists come in and takes samples before disposing of her.
What, was that a flashback? Are they making clones?
So the virus sped up global warming.
And suddenly I'm getting RE7 flashbacks. Don't know why. I blame the cannibalistic hillbillies.
Again, the action could be way better as the camera is just too close. This is going to be a reoccurring problem through all the movies, isn't it?
She doesn't like her old name, and everyone she knew is dead. They found her in a K-Mart, so she calls herself K-Mart. She even made a friendship bracelet for Alice.
Problem is, she's right. Isaacs found her on the satellite imaging. "Welcome home," he says. I think he's talking about his promotion, not her.
This plan is so fucking ludicrous.
Alice goes to Umbrella's little camp site and shoots it up, ruining Isaac's plan. After they fly off in a chopper, Alice gets an idea to steal that to go to Alaska.
Someone shoots him (the Umbrella version of firing an employee), but Isaacs gets right back up and does some very tentacly things to their new corpses. (Insert hentai jokes here.)
She barges into the shack and... calls the elevator somehow? Literally never shows us. But, she's down there, so movie continues!
Wow, that's a lot of bloody handprints. I'm imagining Isaacs going around making them.
"Yes, this will make a GRAND entrance when Alice finds me! She'll be so scared! I can't wait to see her face! *evil laugh*!"
The End!
5/10, worthy of the popcorn popped for it.