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Aug 8, 2020 3 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Whew...save me ALL your purity, wifely takes on #WAP
Go back to 2009 with your "Jesus is My Homeboy" chains and your "wife material" Tshirts.
Get that middle school summer camp God outta here. Come back when you ready to talk to the big kids.
We get it. You're a good girl. And God and your Invisible Man love you more because of it.
YAWN.
#WAP
Meanwhile your relationship status STAY on Ralph Ellison. Image

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Attending the zoom meeting of the Rockdale Legislative Delegations about the BioLab chemical plume. #ConyersGA #biolabfire
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My biggest problem with voting will always be this:
People telling me to vote are nowhere to be found when I'm doing grassroots work to address the problems they told me voting would fix.
Yall run and tell me to vote, then you sit on your hands.
You don't attend programs.
You don't go to protests.
You don't even retweet GoFundMe's.
You vote and that's it. Cause you don't have any other plan for helping the people you say you care about.
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When I worked at Kroger I got paid 7.40 an hour.
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Follow me for a second.
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