Thread by @JaimePrimak

Y’all

My girlfriend lives in the Hamptons.... and her 20 year old son has been living with them since March (covid) he’s a Junior... going back to school. She was cleaning his room and found ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS in cash.

They went through the whole “it must be drugs” or “he must have stolen it”

But nah - are you ready?!?!

His father forced him to tell the truth. Said he was calling the cops and would turn the money in.
His son confessed that in early April he struck up a conversation with a rich older woman at a local sandwich and seafood shop about how he had tested negative....

and was relieved to be staying on the island. (Out of the city)

He said she paid for her large order in all $100s and then asked him if he needed to make some money for the summer - she and her friends were looking for a young man to help out - who was negative for Covid.

Long story short - HE WAS SMASHING THE RICH OLDER LADIES FOR CASH - basically he was the Hamptons Ho.... and raised all cash - $5k a pop - from April to August and my friend is devastated and I’m like he’s a whole Patrick Dempsey 😂

And she’s returning every single dollar and he gets nothing and is going back to school penniless.

And she’s never gonna discuss it again.

And I’m just.... 🥴😂

She just texted me “and DONT you FUCKING TWEET THIS. This is not a movie.”

What do i do now!!?! 😳

I told her to sleep on it.

We can talk about it tomorrow when she’s not so emotional.

My girlfriend is going to talk to the woman in person, hopefully later today, and hopes to get a better understanding of what was going on.

Y’all - she needs to make sure this story checks out.... she has a responsibility to make sure that’s really where that cash came from - some of y’all never had an Italian mom and it shows 😏