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My god, I'm listening to people talk about reopening college dorms, and one of the advice is "stay in bed if you are feeling sick."

HOW DO YOU GET FOOD IN MOST DORMS WHILE IN BED?

You don't have parents to bring you stuff, you have to get up and go get it.
This is especially true for students on a meal plan who don't have a lot of disposable income for delivery. They've got to *GO* to a dining hall (a large communal space with buffet style serving). How are THOSE kids gonna "stay in bed" when they're sick?
Oh yeah, communal bathrooms. COMMUNAL BATHROOMS Y'ALL!

I made a deal with the girls downstairs that I could use their bathroom on Sunday if we threw a party upstairs on Saturday, because the upstairs bathroom would be A GODDAMN SUPERFUND SITE.

I got the flu freshman year and my roommate slept in a common room for a week and EVERYBODY made fun of him for being a "hypochondriac" (also, he's a hypochondriac) but even he only slept outside when I was heavily "symptomatic."
Also, I went back to snogging my girlfriend the DAY I could breathe through my nose again.
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