Ruriko: Someone stole an Amazon package?!
Me: Oh no this is a widespread, regular thing.
Ruriko: Like, it happens every week?
Me: No like Xk / day.
Me: Yeah.
Ruriko: WAIT WHO KNOWS THIS.
Me: I mean this is a broadly recognized phenomenon.
Ruriko: SO AMAZON AND THE DELIVERY PEOPLE AND THE POLICE KNOW THIS.
Me: Yes.
Ruriko: AND IT STILL HAPPENS!?!
Me: Yes.
Ruriko: WHAT. THE. #%(#)(. AMERICA.
