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Everything is a choice.
Yeah. A for sure.
Same joke. A or B?
A or B
A Early COVID jokes are so dated already
B sounds legit (confident they Trump isn’t seeing this)
For the kids. Yes, B really is in bad taste. Not endorsing Betsy’s books.
A Quantity over quality.
B So true so true
How is it that we have oldies already?
A definitely is funny. B I don’t know.
Math-y jokes
A Minnesotans love. B Minnesotans are like “I don’t get it.”
A Dad joke
B Mom joke
In poor taste?
Winning potential. A or B?
Subtle. Very subtle.
Too soon?
Hopefully this will seem very dated soon.
These will never get old.
If you expected more from me tonight, I will take half the blame. But you also didn’t have to actually do anything these few minutes. And the pandemic is 2 minutes closer to being done.

If you do want substance, podcast drop on Biden-Harris plan Tmrw. Smarturl.it/inthebubble
Otherwise drop your own in here so we can procrastinate even longer. Please do smile when you need it. At least one of these had to be funny.
Before we had the word for meme what was the word we used for meme?
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Colleges bringing young people back to tell them to take all their classes in a dorm room by themselves with limited interaction with others is in general cruel.

All to blame them for being irresponsible when the virus spreads.
This is not a decision being made in the interest of college students. I agree with @profgalloway who spoke bluntly to how money clouded the decision to bring them back here.

Smarturl.it/inthebubble
When can students come back safely? In my view:
-When there is adequate low cost testing so each student can be tested multiple times/week— including non-symptomatic
-When there are enough tests for the extended community. Not just faculty but local business
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COVID Update August 15: This is a message for people facing despair, hopelessness, or anxiety about the pandemic. 1/
I hear from a lot of people in this situation daily.

Some are despairing because they are scared for their health or a loved one. They are essential workers, teachers, or have pre-existing conditions. This frightens them. 2/
When I talked to @kumailn he explained how all this feels with a chronically ill (& funny$ wife.

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BREAKING: Great news.

SalivaDirect received approval this morning from the @US_FDA.

This could be one the first major game changers in fighting the pandemic. Rarely am I this enthusiastic. Here’s why.

Follow if interested.
1. One reason? Saliva.

We already have it. We don’t need to export it from Italy or run out. We don’t need to stick something 4 inches up a kid’s nostril.

But that’s just the start.
2. The second reason is profit. Or lack thereof.

SalivaDirect is a protocol of how to do tests with whatever equipment you have as long as it gets approved by Yale (who developed the protocol).
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