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Happy #NationalBlackCatAppreciationDay to these two little gremlins, who needed a comforter wall built between them at 6am this morning to stop them from beating the crap out of each other on top of me. Image
To my sweet, calm girl who gives better side eye than any human and chirps at me to give hear head rubs and chin scritches... Image
...and my sweet, dumb little chaos tornado, who learned how to climb screens last night but couldn't figure out how to get himself down. Image
*her

Dammit, Monday.

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