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Frank J. Fleming Profile picture
@IMAO_
Aug 17, 2020 • 8 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
No one panic -- I said no one panic! -- but @TheBabylonBee is currently suspended.
We're still trying to figure out why @TheBabylonBee was suspended. The suspension notices are always so vague. We think it might have to do with this article for allegedly spreading misinformation.
babylonbee.com/news/report-th…
Anyway, Twitter has given @TheBabylonBee a helpful list of 500 things that could have gotten it suspended and told us the reason it was suspended is one of them and then we have the fun game of figuring out which.
Anyway, #FreeTheBee. Contact your congressman. Or maybe Twitter support. The pope, maybe? Perhaps Antifa.
Also, considering subscribing to The Babylon Bee. It helps keep the site more resistant to social media platforms suddenly turning on us.
babylonbee.com/plans
#FreeTheBee
And @TheBabylonBee is back! Our long national nightmare is over.

...for now.
Twitter has apologized and said they suspended us in error and will send us a ham in the mail. According to the Bible, we must forgive them, but I'm searching for an interpretation where I don't have to.
And thank you all for the support! I think all the noise is what led to the quick turnaround in getting @TheBabylonBee back up.

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Feb 21
New game: Try to get Google Gemini to make an image of a Caucasian male. I have not been successful so far. Image
I’ve tried to trick it by giving it negative prompts — asking it to make a prison inmate, a gang member, and a dictator — but it won’t make any negative prompts. These AIs are such wet blankets.
I’m trying to come up with new ways of asking for a white person without explicitly saying so. Image
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Dec 12, 2023
When a blood test said our daughter had Trisomy 13 -- a condition where something like 80% don't live through the first year -- we never thought about dismembering her in the womb. Are we weird?
Killing someone you decided is inconvenient, I guess, is a solution to a lot of problems, but -- and this may be my religious extremism talking -- it's wrong.
I mentally prepared for the idea I'd have a child who would need a lot of care and most likely wouldn't live long. Would that get in the way of more important things? No. What in the world is more important than your child's life.
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Nov 11, 2023
What I hate about the calls for ceasefire is how infuriatingly mindless they are. Israel isn’t going to just roll over and let Hamas murder them because some over-privileged college students in the U.S. disapprove of them. If you think Israel is doing it wrong, explain how you would destroy Hamas and make sure another October 7th never occurs or shut up, you useless turd.
“I just care about the Palestinians so much!”

Sorry, I don’t believe you. If you cared, you’d take things seriously enough to know how pointless your protesting is. You’re not going to protest people into accepting getting murdered.
And don’t just say the Jews have to be nicer and then people will want to murder them less. They’ve heard that before; it doesn’t work.
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Apr 21, 2023
As you may have seen, I've lost my Twitter verification badge. I desperately want it back, and am hoping to raise funds to do so. By my wife's accounting, if I get 50 more paid subscribers to my Substack, I'll be able to afford Twitter Blue.
Winchester's monocle will have to wait, though. So please subscribe to my Substack and help me get my blue check.

frankjfleming.substack.com
I swear it's me.
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Apr 21, 2023
I always thought the checks were useful even before I ever had a chance of obtaining one because it's nice to know at a glance a tweet is from an actual public figure. The removing of verification marks of people already verified just hurts the Twitter experience for everyone.
Making the verification badge not a status symbol was a good idea. Elon's solution, though, of turning it into a reverse status symbol is worse than the status quo.
If he had just opened up verification to anyone with Twitter Blue (or maybe would pay a one-time fee since it's a one-time thing) and made the badge indistinguishable from legacy verifications. that would fix things. I don't understand how that simple solution eluded him.
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Apr 19, 2023
I love the new Bing, but the Edge browser is completely unusable for me on my iPad. New Bing is convinced I can use its chat mode in Safari, but it is wrong.
There is a Bing app now. Hopefully that works better because I don’t see myself anyway using the iOS Edge browser for anything other than Bing.

Yes, it’s that good that I’m downloading a Bing app as bizarre as that sounds.
I do have access to Bard, but I haven’t played with it as much. I know it’s not ChatGPT based.
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