Thread by @earthworkrr

Young lady calls me.

Me: Hello

Sister: My name is ... and Brother ... gave me your number.

Me: Oh! Nice to meet you.

Sister: I would like you to pray regarding an issue that has been bothering me.

Me: I’m listening.

Sister: I have someone I’m dating...

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And I want to know if it’s God’s will.

Me: Nice. It’s important we pray over all relationships especially a life changing one.

Sister: Thank you. So should I give you the name so you can inquire?

Me: 😳😳😳. Which name?

Sister: The name of the man. I want you to consult God.

Me: Dear Sister, I’m happy you reached out but when it comes to such decisions, it’s important you hear from God personally.

Sister: Hmmm...

Me: Are you Born Again?

Sister: Yes.

Me: Lovely. Do you speak in tongues?

Sister: No.

Me: Would you like to?

Sister: No.

Me: Why?!

Sister: Why bother when there are people like you who hear from God?!

Me: I appreciate your honesty but I’m not that kind of Christian. Don’t you know many people have been led astray because they don’t hear God personally?!

Sister: You won’t lead me astray.

Me: I’m sorry but I would rather you hear from the Holy Spirit and I can guide you by Ministering the Baptism of the Holy Ghost.

Sister: (interrupts) I said I don’t need it. I want you to do it for me and...

Me: (interrupts) No. When you’re ready, let me know.

Sister ends the call and @earthworkrr continues eating.

Many people don’t want the labor but rather the result. They would rather pay for people to fast and pray for them.

They are busy going to mountains seeking solution rather than growing in the Spirit.

If you’re a Prophet or Pastor who takes money to “hear” from God on behalf of an individual, I put it to you that you’re bringing destruction.

Our Master never did this so where did you get it from?

Remember, we shall give an account.

If you’re also a Believer who is seeking this, PLEASE STOP! Many have been led astray and are now in one strange reality.

God isn’t far and He wants to be known.

It can be taught. Interested?! Holla. Stuck in a strange reality?! Holla.

I call you blessed!

@earthworkrr

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