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Aug 22, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Really impressed with this 23 tweet thread of everything democrats have done for people since 1920.
The fact that you can describe, in its entirety, a full century of democrat help in fewer than two dozen portions of 280 characters or less kinda undermines your hashtag #DemocratsHelpPeople
And if you look... it's padded as fuck with "x was the first y to be z" and "ebola didn't kill everyone" kinda shit lmao
This is my favorite because literally every other democrat voted for it

The whole thing has big "i have to write a three page report with one page of knowledge" middle school energy

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