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@JediofGallifrey
Aug 22, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
Really impressed with this 23 tweet thread of everything democrats have done for people since 1920.
The fact that you can describe, in its entirety, a full century of democrat help in fewer than two dozen portions of 280 characters or less kinda undermines your hashtag #DemocratsHelpPeople
And if you look... it's padded as fuck with "x was the first y to be z" and "ebola didn't kill everyone" kinda shit lmao
This is my favorite because literally every other democrat voted for it

The whole thing has big "i have to write a three page report with one page of knowledge" middle school energy

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Yep, water shortages incoming. Image
A telling escalation from the "we need only bathe once or twice a week" celebrity discourse of a month ago
Rich assholes are gonna need to keep watering the hedge mazes behind their opulent manors so you peasants will need to drink less. A lot less.
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Aug 1, 2021
Whose economy?
Not my fucking economy that's for goddamn sure
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Jul 31, 2021
Capitalism has always been feudalism in disguise and now it's doing a strip tease
12 landlords that control every livable structure and 12 companies that control every possible avenue of employment all owned by 3 giant umbrella corporations, that's where we're going folks
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Jun 15, 2021
The fact that the most prominent former strong advocates of medicare for all who are still in office or electorally viable are now speaking of healthcare in terms of "access" should tell you something I've been trying to get across for a little while now
You totally get that elected democrats provide performative opposition to republicans in order to perpetuate the illusion of democracy but wait till you find out elected progressives are doing the same thing with democrats
It's gonna make you really sad but it's best to get it over with tbh
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