Deltapalooza
I heard you like playing where's waldo so find seven (7) masks in this photo
Jul 31, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Capitalism has always been feudalism in disguise and now it's doing a strip tease
12 landlords that control every livable structure and 12 companies that control every possible avenue of employment all owned by 3 giant umbrella corporations, that's where we're going folks
Jun 15, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
The fact that the most prominent former strong advocates of medicare for all who are still in office or electorally viable are now speaking of healthcare in terms of "access" should tell you something I've been trying to get across for a little while now
You totally get that elected democrats provide performative opposition to republicans in order to perpetuate the illusion of democracy but wait till you find out elected progressives are doing the same thing with democrats
Jun 13, 2021 • 14 tweets • 4 min read
Your friendly neighborhood weird nerd is experiencing a slightly altered state of consciousness enabled by a modest intake of common recreational consumables and will be writing limericks on the subject of your choice for an hour or so, because fuck it why not
Enchanting the crowd with a quarrel
They'll gather more folks than a bar'll
When it comes to pizzazz
No one has as much as
Comrades Groucho and Harpo and Karl
The unspoken premise of this argument is no one gets off work or wakes up for work or is awake for any reason between midnight and 3am and programmed tweets can only be used during daylight hours.
Russian botnets are clever enough to tip the elections but they can't figure out how to make them work during prime time EST, apparently
Apr 14, 2021 • 9 tweets • 1 min read
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN TRUMP AND BIDEN: A THREAD
Donald Trump directed ICE to cage literal children in concentration camp conditions, while Joe Biden... wait hang on
Donald Trump responded to the pandemic by telking everyone to relax and spending most of his efforts keeping corporations in business and schools open, while Joe Biden... wait hang on
Sep 20, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
As a kentuckian, all this money you're sending to amy mgcrath is laughable. You dipshits shoulda supported booker, fucking useless assholes the lot of you
That donate button does nothing but make you feel better until she loses because she's a republican piece of shit who doesn't give a fuck about us that got nominated with the help of you carbetbagging fuckwits who also don't give a fuck about us. Eat shit, srsly
Sep 15, 2020 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
"We have to vote to stop fascism," said the people who refuse to commit to abolishing an orginization that is currently performing mass sterilizations in their concentration camps
"We have to vote to stop fascism," said the people currently celebrating the removal of opposing candidates from election ballots
Sep 13, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
School Spirit always creeped me out when i was a kid and i didn't know why at the time, but as i grew older i realized it was because it's just practice for nationalism
I LIVE IN THIS PLACE FUCK YOU YOU LIVE IN ANOTHER PLACE RAH RAH RAH pls just stop
Sep 11, 2020 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
Who the fuck is this weirdo amd why don't they know what words mean
I just found the "lists you're on" feature and damn
Sep 11, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
My unironic harm reduction proposal is the collapse of industrial civilization because it's too late for anything else.
This is not a hard line though, I'm open to reasonable suggestions
Sep 2, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I still think electoralism is done for but nevertheless lol fuck joe kennedy get rekd bitcj
There's about to be a cocaine shortage in Massachusetts
Aug 27, 2020 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Pointing out that fascists have killed hundreds while antifa has killed zero seems like a good way to assert legitimacy until you notice that media sides with the fash regardless amd uncritically parrots their narratives
Looked at another way those numbers seem kinda bleak tbh
Aug 25, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
People are already talking about the 2024 democratic primary as if it won't also be rigged as fuck lol
I could conceivably support nina turner or aoc from a policy standpoint but don't even talk to me if you aren't going to acknowledge that shit is cooked and articulate a strategy for confronting it head on. Idc if you're the ghost of karl marx I'm way past done with this nonsense
Aug 22, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Really impressed with this 23 tweet thread of everything democrats have done for people since 1920.
The fact that you can describe, in its entirety, a full century of democrat help in fewer than two dozen portions of 280 characters or less kinda undermines your hashtag #DemocratsHelpPeople
Silly of me, an anti-imperialist, to be mad at a global empire, i know
Aug 20, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Why are so many people asking me to debate on stream lately what the fuck is going on lol
My account is anonymous because i have ridiculous levels of social anxiety and this is the only way I've found to get around it. Congrats on having a youtube or twitch or whatever but it's not fucking happening folks
Aug 20, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
So "the left talks too smart" is really the narrative we're running with huh?
I just found the "lists you're on" feature and damn 
