YEARS ago I was w/ guys from Notre Dame & one’s an Olympic athlete who won’t stop telling us he’s an athlete
It’s so bad my friend demands he stop the car
She screams at him & it’s all very intense
Today I randomly type his name in & this bio pops up:
“World Class Athlete”
When she made him stop the car he goes “no one has ever challenged me before”
& then looks at her like he has finally found a host strong enough to carry his athlete babies
& she goes, “No I literally hate you”
Anyway she gets back in the car, he drives us through a Taco Bell, (because apparently that’s what Olympian’s fuel on), & keeps telling us glory stories & slamming 12 quesaritos, while my friend bangs her head against the glass of the window