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Aug 25, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Store Brand Melania sounding like Gaston riling up the townspeople to go kill the Beast.
Eva Brainless
STICK WITH ME AND YOU’LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!
To the people who reply to my tweets with shit like “ugh maybe watch something other than kids movies” fuck you no

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Mar 20, 2023
Just so we’re clear here, Florida wants to ban children from discussing their periods but also wants student athletes to report their periods, in case you were still unclear about how fucking dumb these people are.
Yes I’m aware that they are also very evil, thanks reply guys.
Muting replies now because people keep saying “no they’re not dumb they’re evil” when my fucking point was the 2 things they want to do that I mentioned in the above post TOTALLY CONTRADICT EACH OTHER. You can’t not talk about periods and talk about them at the same time, folks.
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Can we please talk about the “rape or incest exception” for abortion? First of all, abortion should be legal for any reason but let’s just dissect this so-called “exception.”
In order for rape or incest to even be considered, the case has to have been reported to the police, and those who do report know how that goes. But that doesn’t even prove rape or incest. First a rape kit has to be done. And we know how quickly rape kits are reviewed.
But! Even if the rape kit is reviewed, that doesn’t mean the man is guilty of rape. He’ll say it was consensual and it’ll go to trial.
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Trump literally told Russia to hack Hillary’s emails and people are criticizing Kamala for… trying to protect national security?
You do realize how stupid you sound criticizing politicians for dumb shit like buying a $375 pan, right? If you have a valid criticism go right ahead but this nonsense just makes you sound ignorant.
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Banning abortions unless we’re raped is saying we don’t earn autonomy over our own bodies until a man violates it.
Also important to note that it’s extremely hard to prove rape. Victims are accused of lying and that will become more common if the only way to get an abortion is if you’re raped. Also it takes time to prove rape. Time isn’t something someone who wants an abortion has a lot of.
Does the victim have to wait for the rapist to be convicted of rape to have the abortion? Charged with rape? What if the rapist is a stranger? What if he’s never found? So the rape exception isn’t really an exception at all.
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Nov 4, 2021
Just so we’re all clear, critical race theory isn’t taught in elementary school but active shooter drills are.
Your elementary school kid didn’t come home crying because he was taught CRT, but I would believe it if you said he came home crying because he had to participate in an active shooter drill.
I guess in a way, active shooter drills are CRT considering almost all school shooters are white males.
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