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2016: Only I can fix it. It will be so easy.

2020: It's China's fault. Who could have known it would be so hard?
2016: I will hire all the best people.

2020: Don't listen to the people who used to work for me, they're all idiots, liars, and losers.
2016: These trade deals are the worst deals ever.

2020: I renamed them. Now they are the best deals ever.
2016: Two Americans died from Ebola. We dropped the ball!

2020: 180,000 Americans died from COVID-19, and counting. It is what it is.
2016: 2% GDP growth is pathetic. We can easily hit 4%.

2020: If you reelect me, I can get us back to 2% growth.
2016: When you see my health care plan, you will love it.

2020: When you see my health care plan, you will love it.
2016: I will release my tax returns, of course!

2020: I will fight tooth and nail in the courts to prevent my tax returns from being released.
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