I can't believe there aren't millions of apolitical Americans planning to vote for Biden just out of morbid curiosity to see what the hell is in that orange charlatan's tax returns
I mean just for the entertainment value—even if you had no principles at all—you'd vote for Biden
I mean just for the entertainment value—even if you had no principles at all—you'd vote for Biden
PS/ I'm half serious when I say that the "chaos vote"—which I don't respect at all, but which clearly went for Trump in 2016—should be literally 119% in Biden's corner this election cycle, as only with a Biden presidency do we finally get to peek behind the Wizard of Oz's curtain
PS2/ Like you could vote for Donald Trump and get boring 70-minute speeches punctuated by tacky opera or you could vote for Joe Biden and watch the most spectacularly explosive fall from grace of a fake billionaire and career criminal in the history of all humankind on Earth ever
PS3/ Feel free to share that last tweet as a Get Out the Vote pitch to any thirty-something you know who still lives at home and has no belief in anything whatsoever except the importance of owning every Jackass DVD ever produced
PS4/ You laugh but if you don't think there's a "Vote Biden because it'll be hilarious" contingent out in the electorate you're wrong
