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We just got advance copies of the latest, greatest Trump book and special permission from the publisher to share a sneak preview.

"A #LadyBirdTrump book about Donald Trump"

It's a real, inside look at the Trump magic and how he probably views the world.

Donald Trump doesn't do any business in Russia?

Huge lie and the media let it slide.

We held him to the fire.

#LadyBirdTrump

Unfortunately, #LadyBirdTrump spells "hamberders" wrong, but they've got Trump's gold obsession correct.

It has taken nearly a year to learn about the #TrumpStroke, but most people really wonder how the yellow dead rodent on his head seems to survive.

As #LadyBirdTrump explains, it's fake.

Donald Trump became the first ever presidential candidate to spend half the campaign in a ball cap. Hopefully, the last.

#LadyBirdTrump

"I have, like, a good brain," says Trump, which is why he has racist hatemonger Stephen Miller write all of his worst speeches.

#LadyBirdTrump

If we had a dime for every time someone says Trump is a "self-made" man, then we would be self-made millionaires.

This is a FAR more accurate description of reality.

#LadyBirdTrump

Good thing bad guys can't use thoughts and prayers, only guns. And if the NRA wants to steal charity money for Bahamian vacations and hobnob with Putin's emissary, then that's truth and justice, the Republican way.

#LadyBirdTrump

"This is private enterprise at its finest," says @DonaldJTrumpJr about his daddy's old campaign chairman "Sloppy" Steve Bannon's national scam to steal wall money from MAGAs who forgot that Mexico is gonna pay for the wall.

WHEW!

Glad that all worked out.

#LadyBirdTrump

Some people are saying that Trump has lied to the media for years, but the media didn't care to ever figure that out, until it was too late. None of those people are Donald Trump.

#LadyBirdTrump

The #LadyBirdTrump guide to racism is more accurate than anything in the actual news.

Narcissists aren't free thinkers. But they are expressive, oh so expressive. Why, nobody would know what Fox News is doing without a bunch of (un)presidential tweets about them. Especially, since that's really all The Donald actually does all day, and night.

#LadyBirdTrump

Amazingly, this book was written before @MaryLTrump's big exposé of why her uncle is such an unrelenting turd, yet arrives at the same conclusion nonetheless.

#LadyBirdTrump

I think we've all had enough of a madman in the Oval Office for the last four years, but he's also an authoritarian who won't believe he's losing the election unless it's a landslide, so go out there and VOTE.

#LadyBirdTrump

THE END.

A Ladybird Book About Donald Trump by Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris (Michael Joseph 2019)

© Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris, 2019

All images © Ladybird Books Ltd, 2019

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