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SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

Mar 27

Pssst… BORED? It’s time to share your #WednesdayWisdom! Tag a friend and let’s go>> #SBCCHAT #RelationshipAdvice #thread 😘🧐😛🤨🥲😂

Q1. My babymomma is always counting my money. I work part-time, she got 2 jobs, but she always expect me to go half on rent and cable. She was handling these bills before I moved in, why is she trying to gold dig now? For 3 months I didn’t pay rent, I kept my money, saved it for my 23rd birthday. I spent my birthday in a strip club; bottle service, VIP lap dances, I treated my boys and I spent $2,000. We posted snaps and I didn’t care if she saw them. It was MY night. 👌🏽
I came home 2 days later. Her father and uncle pulled up and asked if I had rent; I told them no. Her father: “Well you must be paying rent somewhere; you need to go there.” They packed and moved my sh!t out of the house (illegally) and threatened me if I returned. I’m couch-surfing, but technically homeless and my babymomma won’t let me spend time with my son. She’s too old for this “Daddy’s Girl,” routine. My kids need to see their father IN the home. How to make her SEE that I’m the best man she’s gonna get and she better take me back? #SBCCHAT

Q2. We married (privately) in Pensacola, Florida. Sean wanted me to meet my Texas in-laws, so we flew in for the weekend. His uncle started on me: “Of all the women Sean brought home, how did YOU get the ring?” And, he sang,“it must be you p-ssy cuz it ain’t yo face!” My mother-in-law laughed. My sister-in-law told her brother to “be nice.” My husband giggled. I said to myself, “Gladys, you are a child of God and you can handle all things.” I excused myself and went to the back yard. The uncle followed me and apologized. He blamed the alcohol. And, he put his hands in his jogging pants and pulled his 🍆 out. “Let’s kiss and make up.” It was the most beautiful 🍆 I had ever seen. I bent down and put my mouth on it. He was shocked, and put it away. He avoided me ever since. Uncle Good D!ck met his match and I was ready, but he doesn’t want to play with me. Why show it if you don’t share it? We’re going to Texas again soon and I want to finish what I started with Uncle. How do I get him? #SBCCHAT

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SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

Feb 28

Pssst… BORED? It’s time to share your #WednesdayWisdom! Tag a friend and let’s go>> #SBCCHAT #RelationshipAdvice #Thread😘🧐😛🤨🥲😂

Q1. After I got married, the First Lady invited me to join the Women’s Workshop, a small circle of 30ish female church members who share tips to keep their relationships spicy. They laughed when I brought my Bible to the sensual sermon meetup. We watched soft-core p0rn. We made love to each other so we could know how to make love to our husbands. I was licking and tr!bbing with other members. Sweet lips, soft fingers and thick tongues were everywhere as we drank wine and found g-spots. I enjoyed myself. A lot. I confessed to First Lady that I no longer desired my husband—or any man—and I was promptly kicked out of the group. First Lady: “Our sensual sermons are to complement marriage, not replace it. Seek help. Pray that your husband still wants a sinner like you.” The other members shunned me at church. I’m so broken. Leaving my church after an experience like this is hard, especially since I still desire to be with the women in the group. I live in Birmingham, Alabama, and I’m not ready to live out loud as a lesbian here. What to do? #SBCCHAT

Q2. I take my girl to work every day. My girl’s boss has been hitting on me. She promised me a lunchtime quickie. I wanted oral s3x, too. We got a hotel room and when I undressed she nearly jumped across the room in horror. I expected that reaction; I developed a patch of black moles on my inner thighs that surrounded my 🍆. The moles look like a cluster of raisins; I call the moles my little ladybugs. 🐞🐞🐞🐞Women don’t want to put their face anywhere near it. I try to educate them by telling them that my moles are not contagious (I don’t think) but no one wants to hear it. My girl has never given me oral and I can’t find a clean s3x worker who would try to please me. And, my girl’s boss said, “Janice fks on you with all that going on? She’s nasty. You need to see a doctor.” She got dressed and left. I think she’ll tell others about what happened and it may get back to Janice. What to do? #SBCCHAT

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SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

May 17, 2023

Pssst… you up? Tag a friend and let’s go! #SBCCHAT #RelationshipAdvice #THREADOFTHREADS #thread

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Q1. I’ve spent 2 years with this man, I want us to live together but he refused. I stole his key and made a spare so I could see what he was into. SO, I walked in on my 28-year-old boyfriend giving oral s3x to a s3x doll that I didn’t know he owned. First, he pulled a gun on me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Q2. My future mother-in-law believes that she looks young for her age. She does not. She always dresses inappropriately. I asked her, gently, not to wear her catsuit to my boss’s Mother’s Day brunch. She showed up in the catsuit with the a** cheeks 🍑 cut out. She flirted,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

Nov 10, 2022

#StoryTime: Tomika dumped her side-dude and then he ruined her life. She warns,“Side-Dudes can become dangerous, emotional b-tches when you end things.”

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SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

Nov 9, 2022

Bored? Let’s chat! Tag a friend and let’s go! #SBCCHAT #RelationshipAdvice

Q1. I’ve been in the background 7 years, loving him, supporting his family (aborted OUR child), and 1 year after his marriage ended, he told me IN BED that he was engaged to yet ANOTHER woman. Why not ME? Him: “I don’t have to marry you; you’ll always be here.” Advice. #SBCCHAT

Q2. Had a one-night-stand at a friend’s wedding. My friend said he’s funny and ‘makes his own drinks on the dance floor’ so I thought he was a bartender. In truth, he gets drunk & wets himself while partying. I’m 37 & 6-months pregnant by a broke, piss-boy. Please help. #SBCCHAT

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