but from wwx’s perspective, his bro and the cute guy from his chemistry class, who suddenly started getting coffee from their shop, are suddenly really hitting it off!! ok that’s fine!!!
lwj, trying not to sweat too much: mn. wei ying is very good at making coffee.
wwx: like wow my face is suddenly kinda hot for no reason
lwj: mn. and what is your favorite?
wwx: OH GOD. FOCUS WEI YING FOCUS YOURE DOING THIS FOR YOUR BROTHER’S FIRST EPIC ROMANCE
and everyone else is like omg it’s fate jc and lwj are so in tune 🥺🥺🥺
wwx: ahhhh i see!!! he wants some alone time with lan zhan!!
also wwx: hmm my chest kinda hurts? so weird. i gotta stop throwing back so many espresso shots
(ignoring the fact that there are still like 10 other patrons staring intently at the LWJ-JC Daily Show)
jc reaches in, leaves the bills there, pulls the number paper out and pockets it to destroy later, maintaining spiteful eye contact all the while
wwx, in the back: oh haha...his number...wow jiang cheng so lucky! u must be so excited!! 😊
wwx: wow a-cheng!! how did u know i dropped my phone in the toilet and needed a replacement, best bro ever! *presses button*
phone: taser noises
wwx:
jc:
jc: a taser
wwx: yeah i know but why
jc: it’s for PROTECTION. it gets dark at night u never know what could happen idiot!!
wwx: jiang cheng i know self defense
wwx: I HAD JUST GOTTEN MY PUPILS DILATED AT THE EYE DOCTOR!!!!!! MY HEAD WAS HURTING AND U WERE SHINING A FLASHLIGHT DIRECTLY INTO MY EYES BECAUSE U THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!!!
(but lwj would never actually do this because asking ppl out at their job is a dick move!)
(and none of them are mad about their drinks being delayed)
bc while wwx spent this whole time dumping jc-facts on lwj, lwj was steadily hoarding facts about What WWX Likes
GOD MY ACCIDENTAL OMISSIONS ON TWITTER...I HATE THIS