"Curbside delivery"
TAN TAN TAAAAAAAAN
-Where is everybody else?
I found that question a bit weird... Like: Did I order too much furniture, what the hell?
That was the moment where everything made sense to me in a terrifying way.
-What am I supposed to do with this?
And he was like:
-Well I can either leave it here or take it back...
So I told him to leave it in the middle of the car parking lots (the box was occupying 2 car spaces I kid you not. I considered moving into the box.
I look up and yell: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME???
Close up to the truck driver:
Driver: "No I'm good"
That whole process took me a couple of hours.
And this is another normal Friday in Mat's life.