Who told me to clean out the garage during a heat wave? I’m sitting here surrounded by all the zatarain’s I apparently thought I was going to eat during the pandemic, looking through old yearbooks, too tired to move any more
On a positive note I found a box of framed pics and am casually gathering evidence just in case my enemies try to #krug me
Unrepentant and unapologetic child of Marin County, CA
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If you really like and enjoy your parents and want to be around them as an adult, what did they do when you were a kid/what do they do now to make that the case?
I just saw @traceylross on instagram hosting her very fun and loving looking parents for a holiday tea party and it made me want to take a masterclass from them
For me, my mom clearly liked me more than anyone else in the world and made it obvious. And she talked to me, I guess, like an adult. Or at least like a reasonable human. And made thought I was smart and funny.
My mom’s pandemic love language continues to be stress relief and sourdough-bite themed care packages
One funny part to me is that she REALLY loves Joel and wants to include stuff that he’ll like but he’s not an essential oil guy and generally gets himself what he wants/needs ...
So she’s latched onto the idea that once, long ago, a mosquito was bothering him while we had lunch outdoors and she never wants that to happen again ❤️
It's the last day at @nytopinion for @JenParker393. 😢 She’s a bold, ambitious, creative editor who has had an *incredible* impact, provided a platform to some amazing writers & really inspired me. So I want to celebrate some of the pieces she’s worked on! 🗣 THREAD
When I used to visit the office I stayed in a building near Times Square and I loved walking through every morning. My coworkers would look at me like 😟😟😟 when I said that but I bet @WriteinBK gets it! So many busy and happy and excited people
(Now mind you, trying to push through the crowds to walk home at 8:00 on a Thursday or Friday night, with people backing into you as they take pictures and videos is hell. Absolute hell on earth)
(It was because I am absolutely incapable of getting interested in anything that didn’t or couldn’t happen in real life but let’s pretend it’s because I knew something was seriously off with J.K.)
My wonderful cousin sent me all of them because there were some metaphors for trump or racism or something I just ... wizards 💤... no. Now also: transphobia, no.
Lmk if the creator of Star Wars becomes a vile bigot and I can update this thread