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Who told me to clean out the garage during a heat wave? I’m sitting here surrounded by all the zatarain’s I apparently thought I was going to eat during the pandemic, looking through old yearbooks, too tired to move any more
On a positive note I found a box of framed pics and am casually gathering evidence just in case my enemies try to #krug me Image
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If you really like and enjoy your parents and want to be around them as an adult, what did they do when you were a kid/what do they do now to make that the case?
I just saw @traceylross on instagram hosting her very fun and loving looking parents for a holiday tea party and it made me want to take a masterclass from them
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One funny part to me is that she REALLY loves Joel and wants to include stuff that he’ll like but he’s not an essential oil guy and generally gets himself what he wants/needs ...
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It's the last day at @nytopinion for @JenParker393. 😢 She’s a bold, ambitious, creative editor who has had an *incredible* impact, provided a platform to some amazing writers & really inspired me. So I want to celebrate some of the pieces she’s worked on! 🗣 THREAD
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When I used to visit the office I stayed in a building near Times Square and I loved walking through every morning. My coworkers would look at me like 😟😟😟 when I said that but I bet @WriteinBK gets it! So many busy and happy and excited people
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This is what I use (when I have my life together or am particularly desperate) and I love it

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You can use anything but I use this: tomato-timer.com
Side note: Is everyone just casually taking mushrooms??? I'm SO out of the loop.
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I never read any of the Harry Potter books.

(It was because I am absolutely incapable of getting interested in anything that didn’t or couldn’t happen in real life but let’s pretend it’s because I knew something was seriously off with J.K.)
My wonderful cousin sent me all of them because there were some metaphors for trump or racism or something I just ... wizards 💤... no. Now also: transphobia, no.
Lmk if the creator of Star Wars becomes a vile bigot and I can update this thread
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