Trump was a garbage fire of a human being when Republicans voted for him so every new revelation is merely confirmation of what we already knew, but since nobody changes their minds anymore the GOP simply expands their stockpile of excuses to allow them to continue as before
Conservatives by & large don’t believe Trump ever said anything all that bad about the troops, but by gum they are SHOCKED and APPALLED that the liberal media would try and sully the good name of their President with such a horrifying accusation
That’s just the coping mechanism; the GOP base needs to be inured to the avalanche of accusations against Trump to allow them to safely ignore them.
“Sure, Trump’s rude & impolitic. That’s just Trump being Trump! Of course the snowflakes won’t get it. It’s just more TDS.”
We now have an endlessly perpetuating cycle where Donald Trump is these Republicans’ last line of defense against a Deep-State-controllled mainstream media determined to say all of these terrible things about Donald Trump
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TEN QUESTIONS ELON MUSK WOULD ASK KAMALA HARRIS IF SHE AGREED TO LET HIM INTERVIEW HER
10. I understand that immigration is a touchy subject, but is there a way to thread the Constitutional needle so we only let in wealthy white people with triple-digit IQs
9. Why do you have a problem giving states the freedom to decide whether the women who live there are allowed to have abortions or not
8. Why is your sense of humor so awkward and weird
7. As you know, Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump eight years ago. How would you avoid her fatal political mistakes, namely being an overeducated woman with a nasty-sounding cackle that men find emasculating
I don’t want to say anything too controversial here, but if you support Donald Trump there is something deeply wrong with you.
You don’t care about issues or personal responsibility, and are no longer capable of discerning right from wrong.
It’s 2024. People have access to information. The only rational response to “I support Donald Trump” is “What the hell is wrong with you?”
I know we’re not allowed to say that. I know we have to pretend that having terrible political opinions doesn’t necessarily mean Republicans are terrible people.
But they’re the reason this 275-pound albatross still hangs around our country’s neck.
TEN WAYS THE GOP WILL ATTEMPT TO DEFUSE ALLEGATIONS THAT THEY ARE “WEIRD”
10. Anchors on Fox News will participate in contest to determine “Who Can Go the Longest Without Absolutely Freaking Out About Migrants or Transgenders”
9. Elon Musk, realizing that money is not the key to happiness and that true enlightenment comes from within, will become a Buddhist monk and take a vow of silence
8. Stylist will sit down with JD Vance and suggest he go with the beard OR the eyeliner, but not both
7. Donald Trump will lean into his current status as a relatable “everyman” by virtue of being a 34-time convicted felon who lives at a luxurious Palm Beach resort and plays golf every day and will never see the inside of a prison cell