But it's Labor Day, so let me show you how everyone in America profited from slavery.
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That's just something we tell kids when they're young enough to believe stupid shit.
It was about money.
How did we pay back our debt?
We sold Native American land
Well, we raised taxes on the richest people, namely the Southern Plantation owners and the northern manufacturers
I could talk about Wells Fargo, Barclays, & Brown Brothers Harriman (The largest private investment firm in the US) but let's start with the REAL $$
In NY, they would let ANYBODY trade ANYTHING
That buttonwood tree became 1 of the biggest slave markets in the WORLD.
The company got so big, they decided to build a building
And that's how the New York Stock Exchange came to be built on a little road called "Wall Street"
Slaves.
For instance, NY Life opened a Wall Street office in 1845. How did a local insurance company make so much money?
Well, when NY Life was struggling, an enterprising agent had an idea on how to create a new insurance market:
He sold insurance on slaves.
And that's why NY Life is STILL the third-largest insurance company in America.
They also made another great financial acquisition:
They're the only country we let send warships to the Caribbean during the Monroe Doctrine years
But that bank is called CITIBANK now.
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Churches were built with slave labor AND received tithing from slave owners.
The railroads were built with it.
EVERY American was able to buy cheap food and clothes because cotton & plants were planted, grown & harvested with free labor.
If you built ships, you used cheap labor.
If you were an American, you didn't have to live in a poverty-stricken country because enslaved Africans paid your way.
For instance, my great-great-great grandfather was the best blacksmith in the county. He ran his master's blacksmithing shop and made his owner very wealthy.
Which brings us the greatest Labor Day Story ever—Mary's Day Off:
How a black woman changed the world.
So, they taught her how to be a seamstress. They made so much money that Mary was able to stash enough money aside to buy her freedom.
One day, she was probably making a Steve Harvey 32-button suit for some Confederate bigwigs and she overheard them talking and laughing.
They were going to do it FIRST
And they did it!
It sank the USS Congress and the USS Cumberland. It was about to dogwalk another one, the USS Minnesota, but it got too dark.
They were like: "We'll chill, but we're gonna bust that ass tomorrow."
How did they know?
Well, Mary had done it.
When she was captured by the Union Army, she asked to speak to the Secretary of War (Coincidentally, this was the first time in US history a black woman had asked to speak to the manager)
They took her!
Whatever the case may be, the Union Navy sped up its plans to develop ironclads.
But it was also the first battle between two metal warships of any kind.
And the Navy's switch to an ironclad fleet is what helped win the Civil War.
And because of that, militaries around the world had to develop torpedoes.
When Mary delivered this info, they offered to keep her up north or to escort her back to Va.
She was somewhere between 55-70 years old but she WALKED BACK and went to work the next day!
And that's how Mary Louvestre (sometimes its written as Touvestre) spent her day off.
She changed modern warfare.
She changed the trajectory of history.
And she didn't even get Labor Day off.
Which is why I'm finna chill on the couch.
It's my way of honoring Mary