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Sep 13, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read Read on X
I’m not gonna feign surprise that BLM activists shot the two deputies. I still remember the multitude of shootings in the wake of the Ferguson riots. Including the garage building sniper.

This is what would inevitably happen, and this is on the hands of the Dems who funded this.
At least during the Obama years these assholes were kept at arm’s length. Now? Their donations all go through fucking ActBlue. There’s no other way to say it. Democrats are funding and enabling deadly terror attacks on police officers, and in the next few weeks there will be more
It’s what happened just a couple years ago, and its what will happen now.

Because these psychotic motherfuckers can’t stop themselves.

They can’t stop themselves from drawing cartoons of Trump planes flying into twin towers marked ‘democracy’ and ‘decency’.
Think about that. They take the largest, most deadly terrorist attack in US history, politicize it to attack Trump on the anniversary of that event, and they screech that Trump lacks decency.

Four more years motherfuckers. You’re handing Trump four more years on a silver platter
“But muh mail in ballots.”

Yes. Send those mail in ballots. Send them right as BLM declares open season on the police. Let them arrive right when the Dems retarded shit-throwing incest baby turns murderous.

Let’s see what direction those mail-in ballots fall.

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Feb 27, 2021
Basically, the entire Khashoggi story was hyped up by Turkey claiming that a recording of Khashoggi's murder in the embassy was caught on his apple watch and transmitted to his iphone that his girlfriend waiting outside had. This was accentuated by the MSM hyping up his watch.
Then, of course, I and several other people pointed out that Turkey's networks weren't compatible with the model of apple watch. Literally, it couldn't connect to Turkish cell networks. Suddenly, it became, "Oh, experts are skeptical, but we still totally know the Saudis did it."
cnbc.com/2018/10/15/kha…

Here's one of the 'debunking' articles.

And for the hyping that up in the first place...
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Jan 13, 2021
Most of what I write isn't understood by most of the people who read it.

That's fine. I don't actually like most of the people who read my stuff. They're reactionary in the most reflexive and knee jerk sense, they're stubborn in ignorance, and they're far too trusting.
This isn't for them.
I can't even say who this is for because I don't know who's going to understand what I'm writing, and if they do then it would be unlikely and unwise of them to respond saying they do. That's fine. I think I truly understand where Thomas is coming from now. I'm doing this for me.
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Jan 12, 2021
I despise you. I cant fucking stand you. You are the reason the McRib is never a permanent part of the McDonalds menu. You are the reason Sechuan sauce has never been brought back. You are appendix cancer. You are HIV personified.

What in the unholy fuck made you this stupid.
“Here’s a troubling trend about how millennials started killing themselves.”

“LEL I BET IT WAS EMO MUSIC!”

Yes, clearly, there is NO COVARIANCE BETWEEN A GENERATION PRONE TO SUICIDE AND A SUBCULTURE UNIQUE TO THAT GENERATION THAT EPITOMIZED NIHILISM. NO COVARIANCE AT ALL. MHMM.
Every grave of a kid that died from substance abuse or suicide that isnt emo is a giant middle fonger to fucktards like you.

And no. It WASNT social media either you fucking larva brained imbeciles. This trend started two years BEFORE myspace’s heyday.
Read 5 tweets
Jan 7, 2021
On Being an American, by HL Mencken (1922)

The references updated to modern terms by Comrade Fudge (2021, close to a full century later)

Yes, this shit is still relevant.

monadnock.net/mencken/americ…
All the while I have been forgetting the third of my reasons for remaining so faithful a citizen of the Federation, despite all the lascivious inducements from expatriates to follow them beyond the seas, and all the surly suggestions from patriots that I succumb.
It is the reason which grows out of my mediaeval but unashamed taste for the bizarre and indelicate, my congenital weakness for comedy of the grosser varieties. The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth.
Read 38 tweets
Dec 24, 2020
There’s no grievances to air.

To air a grievance implies it hasn’t already been made known.

The complaints have been spoken, repeatedly. The problem isn’t that they aren’t being spoken. It’s that they aren’t being listened to.
This is not an age of heroes.

This is not an age of legends.

There does not exist a desire to engage in acts of valor and endurance. The concept of true valor and endurance does not exist, it is not conceivable anymore.
There are no secret plans. There are no last minute hopes. There is no superhuman everyman to swoop in and avert disaster.

The damage is already being done. All that can happen is stemming the bleeding.
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Dec 23, 2020
1) There comes a time where every man has his breaking point.

That day was today for me.

After EVERYTHING, falling off a ladder, my kitty being sick and doing her best impression of a cow on my carpet, assembling a day bed, and NOT FINDING FOUR ROSES ANHWHERE, I turned to this:
2) "What was your breaking point Fudge?"

WELL APPARENTLY WE'RE ALL SO FUCKING HARD IN OUR FUCKING PANTS SIMPING FOR TRUMP THAT WE'RE ARGUING HOW MUCH OF OUR MONEY THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE SENDING BACK TO US THAT WE HAVENT SAID DONT TAKE OUR FUCKING MONEY
3) Yeah, no prisoners taken today.

Fuck stimulus payments.

SLASH THE FUCKING TAXES YOU SELF INDULGENT COCK SUCKERS @GOP @TheDemocrats THATS HOW YOU SAVE THE FUCKING ECONOMY.

OH WAIT.

YOU CANT DO THAT.

BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PASS YOUR FOREIGN AID BILL YOU FUCKOS.
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