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#CashFlows: In one company, the CEO was exhorting the executives to focus on cash flow and it became ad nauseam. Again one of those meetings were called and when the CFO spoke about cash flow, another senior said:
"Since you are so particular about Cash Flows, you don't seem to realize that business takes time to fructify and into cash flows. But since your focus is on Cash flows, I have an idea, that can be implemented with little capex, which no one has done and will generate cash flow"
CEO was excited. He said, "What is it? Tell me more!!"

The senior responded, "Why don't we open a series of brothels? We can rent it and invest in human resources!! And you will get your cashflow quickly"

Needless to add, the meeting ended abruptly with lot of red faces
The above theatre of the absurd was due to the tweet below👇

If my reading is right, according to him, if a chain of prostitution centers, if they are closed, will be how capitalism is operating. You can extend the logic

Apologies if I offended some people here, but I could not care less.

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