#CashFlows: In one company, the CEO was exhorting the executives to focus on cash flow and it became ad nauseam. Again one of those meetings were called and when the CFO spoke about cash flow, another senior said:
"Since you are so particular about Cash Flows, you don't seem to realize that business takes time to fructify and into cash flows. But since your focus is on Cash flows, I have an idea, that can be implemented with little capex, which no one has done and will generate cash flow"
CEO was excited. He said, "What is it? Tell me more!!"
The senior responded, "Why don't we open a series of brothels? We can rent it and invest in human resources!! And you will get your cashflow quickly"
Needless to add, the meeting ended abruptly with lot of red faces
The above theatre of the absurd was due to the tweet below👇
If my reading is right, according to him, if a chain of prostitution centers, if they are closed, will be how capitalism is operating. You can extend the logic
#HealthInsurance
Today @rvaidya2000 Sir, whom I respect immensely, has quite a bit of questions on Health Insurance and the companies doing scamming, let me take on and address few pointers:
a. RV: It is a scam - CK: It is not a scam. Period.
b. They also have 2yr waiting for many diseases:)) - - Broadly there are 3 waiting periods:
i. 30 days from the date policy is taken for any hospitalization - it is a preventive measure to ensure that no one takes benefit from existing treatments. However, hospitalization....
due to accident is covered from Day 1.
ii. There are some medical conditions that insurers exclude for a period of either 1 or 2 years - such as Cataract or Knee Replacement or Hip Replacement surgery.
#naturetwitter #NatureConservation #Biodiversity #People An extraordinary experience happened y'day. A thread🧵 Divine interventions
I was making a business call and as I was going to leave the factory, the security guard informed me that rear tyre of the car had very low pressure and the Factory owner told me that there are places nearby to fix it. I wasn't too worried because I always carry a tire inflator.
I started my return journey and came across a small shop that does the work. Asked the guys there to fill the rear tire and after taking a look at it, he told me, "saab, yeh toh puncture hai. Isko teek kar dein ?" I said go ahead.
#Vaccines #CovidVaccines #COVID19 Saw quite a few Tweets on Vaccines. Some sections of Indians, are an ungrateful lot they weill complain if you do; will complain if you don’t. Heads they win, tails you lose is the situation.
A thread that is a tribute to the book, "Braving the Viral Storm" by @c_aashish and #SurajSudhir that dovetails of India's vaccination program and how India scaled up in a magnificent manner. This is a just a bird's eye view and Thread # 1.
Do they (the critics) even know what the Indian Government did under the most exacting circumstances where a web of lies and half truths went flying around and WHO was found wanting.
Congress invites Shri Jaishankar for dinner. - Read till end🤣🤣
The Story :
To counter the G-20 insult by Modi and also to cement their new alliance, the Dotted alliance gang built a new fancy office and named it "Mohabbat Ki Dukaan"
A grand program was organised for the inauguration, followed by a dinner hosted by Sonia.
The building had an exclusive "Freedom of speech and dissent" lounge for eminent intellectuals, historians, artists, economists, jurists to agonize and curse Modiji..
The MC for the event were Ravish and Rajdeep who were going Ga Ga over the Italian frescos, wine and beef menu.
To rub it in, they invite only S. Jaishankar from BJP to the dinner.
A post by my friend Viji on dealing with life matters. She is not on Twitter anymore; but the words are so mature, wise and wonderful.
Realize that parents & siblings matter
Marry early, raise a family early
Focus on your choice of spouse 🌟⭐
Fall for the heart, not the charm
Bond with your children deeply
Prioritize family over career
Teach your life to your children
Live your faith with your children
Root them in your faith
Support them emotionally
Educate them on Karma
Show them love matters
Cry if you have to
Stay strong, even then