The Cuyaba dwarf frog(Physalaemus nattereri) has two markings on it's butt that look like "fake eyes". It inflates itself to look bigger than it is and if that doesn't scare off predators the small microglands below the spots have enough poison to kill 150 mice. Killer frog booty 
It can't kill humans but touching the glands and then your skin or eyes will sting you or fuck you up for a bit. Basically they use the poison as a way to get away from predators. They try to inflate to resemble snakes to fool their predators into looking the other way.
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I love how this frog just goes hold up let me inflate my ass. Look at this big scary face on my ass I'm totally a snake. You should BE SCARED
Nature is so fuckin cool
Like bro we see your lil frog legs u aren't fooling anyone
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