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Sep 14, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read Read on X
This is so fucking exhausting. The only correct answer is "he will be escorted out by security." Image
Then Trump will be wrong. The president doesn't get to say when everyone has to stop counting. Image
And they'll do what? Bomb polling sites? Get a fucking grip. Biden's "coercive power" is that he'll be the person who just won a presidential election. Image
Peak Twitter Brain is thinking that Trump calling in air strikes is more likely that Biden overperforming his polling by two points and winning over 400 electoral votes.
And please spare me the "but what if riles up his supporters!" A bunch of Confederate flag-waving dorks in ships that can't handle lakes aren't going to beat the fucking US military.

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