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Sep 15, 2020 3 tweets 1 min read Read on X
You know how the Conservative Party is "the party of law and order" (oi, no laughing at the back!) well it just occurred to me that they treated the referendum result like it was legally binding (it wasn't) and international law like it wasn't (it was).

Great job, Blue Team!
We are now LITERALLY governed by criminals.

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Apr 26, 2022
I have a truly shit take on the whole Elon Musk thing, which I'll reply to this, but don't come at me, yo. I get the bigger picture, I really do, but ...
I say we end capitalism. Like, immediately. It's killing the planet and it'll be the end of the human race, probably. That said, without the Infinity Gauntlet, I seem pretty powerless bringing it about. If I'm gonna have to live in this late stage endgame hellscape...
then I have to accept billionaires are going to exist. They're insane psychopaths, all of them, but we seem to lack the capacity to change the system that they have now mastered, to the expense of us all.
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Oct 1, 2020
Right,

Thoughts of unbelievable excitement aside (and getting tweeted by the LEGEND that is Danny John Jules) I'm actually going to spend my day MAKING something
I bought a dice tower off eBay.

Didn't think it was crap when I bought it, but it turned up and - well, it was crap.

Thin, badly glued, logo wonky etc. This was it:

ebay.co.uk/itm/Wood-Dice-…
So, what to do?

If it was stronger, it'd be okay.

So I decided to make it stronger. And cooler.

Bought some fibreglass tape for the corners, painted the logo gold, then hit the whole thing with some black spray paint.

This is where I'm currently up to. ImageImage
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Oct 1, 2020
As it's National Poetry Day, I wrote a poem

This year's theme is Vision, so ...
Everyone looks
But not all see
The endless
Possibility
And with that seeing
Thirst for knowing
Where the truth
Is hidden, blowing
Settled dust
From buried gems
And fashion from them
Diadems.
Then grow to meet
The occupation -
Make a royal
Proclamation
“Stop and take
An extra minute
See the world
And all things in it
With the wonder
Age dispels.
Touch the sights!
Hear the smells!
And after that
Set pen to pages,
Write the keys
that unlock cages.
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Sep 19, 2020
Hi there

Occasionally for different reasons, people trawl through my timeline (I've been on this site for 11 years, so that's a fair bit of material) to find stuff that they can take offence at or inspire offence in others with.
So, I just want to make something abundantly clear:

When I was a stand-up and a younger man, the culture on here was much darker and edgier. I made jokes about race, sexuality, politics... everything.
You may not like those jokes. You may find those jokes offensive or upsetting. And if you do, there's a very good chance that I hadn't thought about them or the subjects they covered enough.
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Sep 14, 2020
Say what you like about Johnson, but the bumbling swagger has always gone down well in certain quarters.

But how, HOW, could anyone look at this gang of rats hiding in a suit under a mop and say "That's MY Prime Minister."?
The answer, btw, is that his supporters just like seeing pain inflicted on people they hate, so as long as he keeps doing that, they'll keep waving their BoJo flags.

But the witlessness of their leader and his clique tells you everything you need to know.
They aren't FOR him
They aren't FOR anything

They simply want to see ordinary, hardworking people suffer.

Not "their" ordinary hardworking people

The ones that "aren't like us"
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Sep 10, 2020
Hey kids,

You know in maths when you learn radius, diameter and circumference and you think "When am I ever going to need to know this?"

Well, I have a little craft project I'm working on and I ordered some clear plastic discs to work as little windows.
The website I ordered them from was brilliant. So simple. You couldn't get it wrong.

Just put what diameter you want the circle to be and boom. They cut it and send it.
So how can the plastic on the right be used to cover the gold insignia on the dice box? Image
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